The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

WCS - September 8, 2024September 8, 2024

Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2020October 22, 2020

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes. Tune in Friday to find out the Fresh New Taektm on Quotables! Submissions are below.

2020 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 16, 2020October 16, 2020

Welcome back to another edition of Quotables where, unlike the NFL, we keep to a schedule. I'm not offering too much for you all on the text front today but that's no biggie. I'm gonna go ahead and drop in your Week 5 Quotables results below (submissions are here) and

2020 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 13, 2020October 13, 2020

Hi all! I’m waiting for my Southwest flight to finish boarding and forgot I owed you all Quotables today. I think my finger may have hit a formatting button? Yeah, I do the gifs Monday and the text Tuesday’s before posting. That’s how I create my art! Alright — so

2020 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be

2020 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

I had face cancer surgery yesterday so you're not going to get my shot of prideful wittiness today. Just your Week 4 Quotables submissions and the reminder that, just because I seem to be making through this minor case with full-on health insurance and competent medical experts, you can't worry

2020 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 2, 2020October 2, 2020

What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness -- if you aren't going to stand for the National Anthem or shake hands after the game, let's just do BattleBots. Plus they're all a bunch of thugs except

2020 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 29, 2020September 29, 2020

Did I "watch" football this weekend? Not really. A couple plays here and there but, overall, I didn't pick good games to broadcast on the teevee, it seems. Perhaps if [DFO] still offered those 506 maps, I could prepare a little better. No matter -- the important thing is everyone

2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 25, 2020September 25, 2020

I've never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif'ded player we present on here. I'm sure we've

2020 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 22, 2020September 22, 2020

New stadiums and injuries are all the talk, I understand, this season. Me? I recently found out I've been in a fantasy league I was not aware of and am 1-1. Am I Jeff Fischer? Well, can't argue with results. Again, minimal fan value in this season's gifs. Lots of weird

2020 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 18, 2020September 17, 2020

Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy -- c'mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]'s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you