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2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

Has LemonJello eaten Spam’s heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC…

We missed the first couple weeks of the season but, hey, we aren’t being outlasted by Rudy Giuliani. Which is more than can be…

Yinz already know I’m going through the “life transition,” and whatever. I’ll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to…

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch…

Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes. Tune…

Welcome back to another edition of Quotables where, unlike the NFL, we keep to a schedule. I’m not offering too much for you all…

Hi all! I’m waiting for my Southwest flight to finish boarding and forgot I owed you all Quotables today. I think my finger may…

Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our…

I had face cancer surgery yesterday so you’re not going to get my shot of prideful wittiness today. Just your Week 4 Quotables submissions…

What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness — if you…