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litre_cola - March 10, 2018March 9, 2018
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Morning commentists. It is one of Hippo's substitutes here for the futbol and college basketball analysis. This in depth analysis is from someone who enjoys it purely for gambling purposes but then again that is probably true for most sporting events. I bet on a Brazilian basketball game the other

Your Wednesday Champions League Return Leg Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - March 7, 2018March 7, 2018
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Today,  we get to know which team will join Manchester City in the next round and how many goals City will score on those poor boys from Switzerland. To the games! Manchester City v Basel Balls: If I remember correctly, we all correctly predicted that City would win and score at least 3 goals. 

Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.

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litre_cola - February 21, 2018February 20, 2018
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Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I've been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play here? After an injury to Tannehill last year they brought in one of DFO’s favoUrites. I hope the cat hasn’t taken his laissez faire attitude elsewhere.

Baking with Litre IV and impromptu Saturday thread.

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litre_cola - February 17, 2018
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Rachael Carlevale Cannabis Wedding Crown. Photo by Tracey Eller for Cosmic Sister Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you can get it legally in my province is to your door by post as their

Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.

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litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 13, 2018
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I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they

Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.

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litre_cola - January 31, 2018January 30, 2018
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It's hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated P*ts this weekend? Nope, heading to big D to see what is happening with the Cowboys. As a professional journalist from the Upstairs Backlane Hollywood Journalism School

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open thread. Now with more Wales!

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litre_cola - January 27, 2018January 26, 2018
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Well it is my turn in the King Hippo-less rotation so shall we see what is going on in the EPL this morning? Hmmm, nothing. Oh lord please let it be an international break. Everyone has always qualified for Russiya 2018 so it can’t be that. Oh no, it is FA

Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.

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litre_cola - January 24, 2018January 23, 2018
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Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no idea who I am going to speak to but I will trust that Internet Dad has this set up for me. First things first have to

Offseason QB Interviews! – San Francisco Edition.

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litre_cola - January 18, 2018January 17, 2018
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Alright, third time lucky I am sure with all the optimism in San Francisco that the dysfunction will have left the facility. /Arrives at AT&T Park Sweet, maybe I can get some of my beloved Dirt Niners gear before my interview. Where the hell is the entrance for the Niners part of

Offseason QB Interviews! Seattle edition.

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litre_cola - January 12, 2018January 10, 2018
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Ah Seattle, I love this city, sure there is a bunch of hipsters with mismatching clothing so even since Alaska Air lost my bags I can wear the same clothes for days and fit in. That Oakland interview was really strange but I have no fear that I will get

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