The Maestro I’ll never forget the time I was walking home from school when I saw Peyton Manning. It was right around the time when he’d just been drafted by Indy. But curiously, the Peyton I saw that day was dressed all in black, with hooded robes over his head and
Tag: NFL
Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)
Mock YEAH!
Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to
This is not where I parked my car!
Entropy made a comment in Hippo's Monday post that alluded to the NFL turning into the NBA so gradually we didn't even notice. Truth be told, I'd had the same thought over the course of this weekend. It is disturbing for sure. I thought about writing up a post, but it's
Dear NFL Network,
Seeing as you are televising this week's Thursday Night Football game featuring the hapless San Diego Chargers against the resurgent and will be a force to contend with next year Oakland Raiders, I would like to make a simple humble request: CAN YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR
The Following Is A Presentation Of The National Football League
TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest. Since I presume very few of you own their breathalyzer smartphone integration tools, I think they overlooked our skewed drinking numbers and settled on...the fucking Bills?
Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from their assistants, and missives from their mistresses. The room is silent save the clicking from their outdated keyboards and the nearly imperceptible wheezing emanating from the