Good morning and welcome to the lab! At the suggestion of our own Litre Cola, brother DJ TAJ and I decided, "Well why the fuck not?" and we ordered and consumed the new menu offering from KFC. The "Chizza." Pronounced "Cheat-za" this, uh thing, is another in a long line of "gimmick" foods
Tag: quickie
Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP
INTERIOR - INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV - THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home cooking! I'm so hungry, I could eat a pancake horse... AND a horse pancake! SERVER: Uh, okay? Just you today then, sir? CHAD JOHNSON: Oh no, I've got a whole
Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread Part Trois – Europa League
Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread Part Deux
Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread
“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”
Smoking Hot Microphone
INTERIOR - FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS - LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio's control room, watching sports highlights on various screens] GEORGE GREENBERG: Look, Joe, we have to keep up with the times. CBS has finally done the smart thing for once by canning Simms
88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young'uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let's get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress shown fully but Limpy McDick can't have his face shown? 2 What kind of stupid double-standard is that? 3 Are we meant to imply that it's all her fault? 4 That's
Straight White Super Bowl 2016: Oscars Recap
The Oscars were last weekend. Let's see how my predictions did. Best Picture, Best Director, Acting Awards (5/6) I missed only one of the big six awards, with Best Director going to Alejandro González Iñárritu for The Revenant instead of George Miller for Mad Max: Fury Road. The lead acting categories went, as expected, to Leonardo DiCaprio and
How I Know If You’re Stupid
NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest. Since I presume very few of you own their breathalyzer smartphone integration tools, I think they overlooked our skewed drinking numbers and settled on...the fucking Bills?
A fearless and moral inventory
(As the sun comes up, a gathering of lost souls is happening in Nearby Church Basement, Anywhere, USA) Todd: I'd like to thank everyone for coming out this morning. We'll begin, as we always do, with the Serenity Prayer. All: (said in unison) Rog, Grant me the serenity, to accept the injuries I cannot change The courage