Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb

In lieu of actual prose, here's some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night's operations the playlist. I semi-successfully managed to get through my first week as a 9-1-1 operator without causing any serious harm. So, that's a plus. Somehow I've managed to

Sexy Friday – 20230510

TGIF! Hopefully no one here caught a stray from Drake and Kendall rap beef. Also, Mother's Day is Sunday, so remember to do something, anything really, for the mothers in your life. Survival - Personal Edition Some of us have regular poker nights. Mine is monthly, first Saturday of the month. But

Sexy Friday – 20240503

TGIF! Hope no one was arrested for protesting this week. Sure glad nothing embarrassing happened on the campus of my alma mater. Survival - Personal Edition This little guide is a little out of season, but let's just agree it's good training for next year. We're talking, of course, about Canada's Ice

Sexy Friday – 20240426

TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying the draft and laughing at the Falcons. More importantly, though, there's playoff hockey! Survival - Personal Edition Now the spring has sprung, it's time to venture into the wilderness again. I've previously written about constructing holding traps, so today I'll cover machine traps. Whereas holding traps capture

Sexy Friday – 20240419

TGIF! It's playoff season! Well, not today, but starting tomorrow anyway. Why yes, the hardwood footy play-ins are not playoff games you rube. Please ignore them and wait for the actual playoffs tomorrow. Survival - Personal Edition What low-rent, over-lookable advice can I deliver today? Oh, here's one. Now that the pandemic

Sexy Friday – 20240412

TGIF! The come down from March Madness is terrible. For a very small few of us, our methadone is azaleas in full bloom, pine straw, fake bird noises, small creeks, and yellow pin flags. For the rest of you? Well, it's the weekend to go do whatever you want. Survival -

Sexy Friday – 20240405

TGIF! It's Final Four (4) time. The ladies are playing right now, and the gentlemen hit the hardwood tomorrow. And there's F1 practice 3 (9:25 DFO, 7:25 right coast) and qualifying later tonight (12:55am DFO, 10:55pm right coast). Survival - Personal Edition With spring comes warmer weather. With warmer weather brings evenings

Sexy Friday – 20240329

TGIF! The madness continues, and the brackets are all broken (Hopefully not yours, of course), but it's still good Friday. Onward to the weekend! Survival - Personal Edition It's spring time, which means it's time to get into swimsuit shape. Now some of you may go a little overboard on this and

Sexy Friday – 20240322

TGIF! We are all in the grip of this month's madness, so let's get this post over with. Survival - Personal Edition Have to go to the bathroom? Stuck in traffic? Stuck on the couch watching a close finish to a game? No worries! Here's how to avoid that time consuming trip

Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End

OK, so I'm not gonna lie:  I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19 pm.  I then tried to get into Slack because I've got a couple of suggestions in there I was saving for just such an occasion, but

Sexy Friday – 20230315

TGIF! Spring has sprung! At least here in the great PNW it has. It hit 70º here today! I had the top down on my car, even. Nothing but sunshine here all weekend, hope the rest of you can enjoy the same. Survival - Personal Edition One of the most essential needs

Saturday Morning of F1

Good morning! I'm your substitute teacher today. And lucky you, that means new course material! Today's syllabus is F1 racing. The season kicked off last weekend and has its second race today! Let's catch up on all the news. Red Bull and Max Yes, this will be the forth year in a