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The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

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Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

Sexy Friday – 20240906

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TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the

Sexy Friday – 20240830

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TGIF! You made it ! Welcome to the long weekend. Full of so much footy you'll need three (3) screens to watch it all live! JV footy (OK vs Temple on ESPN now!), Lesser Footy, F1 at Monza, La Vuelta, the TOUR Championship, US Open (tennis variety), NASCAR, and a

Sexy Friday – 20240823

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TGIF! What a weekend to be alive! JV football is back! F1 is back! Footy is still back! Vuelta a Espana is in full swing! It's that time of year where you really need to commit to the 2 screen experience. Survival - Personal Edition As we ramp up for the football

Sexy Friday – 20240816

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TGIF! Lesser footy is back! Time to dig out your Hippo translator for the season. So long, MLB, I'll see you in the postseason if the 🔱 Ups! (Mariners) make it. I'd check in on them today but the game is on Apple TV+, so hard pass even though Olivia

Sexy Friday – 20240809

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TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That's great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more days until I can once again Release The Kraken! Not to brag, but this is my 100th Sexy Friday post! I'm currently accepting applications for apprentices to

Sexy Friday – 20240802

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TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You've got boats, you've got the Blue Angels, you've got hydroplane boat races, you've got water, and you've got a sunburn! I'll enjoy watching it on TV. Survival - Personal Edition For all you parents out there, let's go over the

Sexy Friday – 20240726

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TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need to add couch activities so JD Vance has something to do. Survival - Personal Edition The stuff of nightmares, this one. You're at the wedding, all decked out

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

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I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn't working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so I had it step down from this week's topic nomination and reached into my 'Suggested Topics' file cabinet and pulled one from frequent contributor Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. This week

Sexy Friday – 20240719

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TGIF! After last week's post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn't realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing department. Anyway, sports are back! The Open, Tour De France, and baseball. Ok, well kind of back. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of The Open, let's say you

Sexy Friday – 20240712

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TGIF! There's nothing on today, unless you're a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early because the power company has decided I won't have any after 9pm BCT today. Fortunately, the vodka is frozen, and the kindle is charged. Survival - Personal

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road

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Ok, we won't go into 'Horatio climbs mountains' again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much.  But I did in fact spend a lot of time outdoors today going uphill, (it's pretty funny seeing my Fitness Calculator just fucking spin at how many calories