Become Better Acquainted With A Potential NFL Player*

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Horatio Cornblower - April 23, 2016April 23, 2016

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*A totally original DFO production and not just a rip-off of a feature we all enjoyed from that other site we all met at. Good morning! Or afternoon depending on when this thing posts. As you know, because you undoubtedly filled out Blax's draft contest sheet (if not, you can still

No Raging Semi FOAR the FA Cup No Mo (smh)

King Hippo - April 23, 2016April 22, 2016

Above is Ramiro Funes Mori, grabbing the badge. That's all well and good...except it's in the midst of a 4-nil loss to the Redshite, after getting a red card that will keep him out of the "Hail Mary" chance to save the lost season at Wembley Stadium today. Fuck.

Your “Freaky Friday” Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 22, 2016April 22, 2016

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I can do this... I can do this... /deep breath... That was a pretty go-- FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!! Dammit. I'll take anybody but them. C'mon Blues. This emotion is just more proof that the only Canadians tuning into the playoffs are hate-watching the games. Not much on the NFL front 6 days (SIX. DAYS!) before the

This Week In Violence! Presents Sepak Bola Api

The Maestro - April 22, 2016April 29, 2016

I've always liked soccer. I played from ages 4-11, and played on a pretty decent intramural team for a few years in college. I also used to coach fundamentals as a part-time job in high school, which was pretty fun. All this said, I know I could be a lot

Request Line: You Have Selected Regicide…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 22, 2016April 22, 2016

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Originally this was going to be hosted by Prince Amakamura, but given the news regarding Prince the musician I'm not exactly in the mood to make jokes (except for the title, of course, which I'm not changing). So let's keep this one simple and post some our favorite music about

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 22, 2016April 21, 2016

The scene: The creepy basement where the Angry Girl Scout is holding Ballsofsteelandfury, Lord Revisisle, JJ Fozz and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly captive. She has just conjured a fearsome entity called Cookiethulhu, and it stands looming over her, wrapped in mystic smoke. JJ Fozz: Good...lord... Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (inhaling the smoke): He smells like...freshly-baked oatmeal cookies! Ballsofsteelandfury (also

Your “ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DRAFT !!!1!1!!!” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 21, 2016April 21, 2016

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FINALLY, purpose has come back to the NFL. The first round is a week today, and none too soon for the starved fetishists of the Commentist Party. SO MUCH INTRIGUE! Who will be picked first? Are there any more trades to be made? How will the 49ers screw up their pick? How will

Knee Injuries Part 2: The Doctor and The Wait

laserguru - April 21, 2016

When we last left off I was a few days away from visiting the new orthopedic surgeon and had really just gotten started in "The Process." Well, I'm down in the process now! Last Saturday I had the chance to meet the new doc and honestly? I was super impressed. This guy? This

Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge

blaxabbath - April 21, 2016April 22, 2016

Sunday Night Football on Thursday Night Presents: The Big Pick Night (I'm not sure if the NFL has successfully trademarked the word 'Draft' yet) is now just a week away. With the Titans and Browns having both collected a small bounty in return for the top two picks, the drama is sure

How Jerry Jones Caused Whitewater

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Duchess - April 21, 2016

What was the Whitewater scandal? Well Arkansas attorney general Bill Clinton and his wife partnered with James and Susan McDougal to purchase 220 acres of land that would become the Whitewater Development Corporation back in 1979. This investment failed and caused the Clinton's to lose $40,000. Why was this a scandal?

Duchess Destroys the Draft

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Duchess - April 21, 2016

We have seen two "BLOCKBUSTER" trades for draft picks first the Rams traded their future for marketing purposes and then the Eagles decided to keep digging in the hole Chip Kelley put them in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk So how did we get here? And who can we thank blame for this craziness? Jerry Jones. When Jerry Jones

Your “Josh Gordon’s Day of Anguish” 4/20 Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 20, 2016April 20, 2016

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If Roger Goodell had any sense of humour - even an evil one - he would make an announcement about Josh Gordon today. It could be about anything: reinstatement trade of his rights renaming the drug test after him Instead, Johnny Manziel's Halo partner is going to have two missing years on his transcript. Like