Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I can’t use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh “bottomed out” huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning.

Anyway, I’ll regale yinz later of the weirdness I experienced earlier, after it’s cleared with the Pittsburgh Police Homicide Unit.

In the meantime, feel free to wander aimlessly about until Weaselo posts his much better thread later.

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scotchnaut

/Aaron Glenn hiring press conference

Woody Johnson: “He’s a former player, a good man and he’s our next head coach, Aaron Glenn!”

Glenn: “Thanks everyone, questions?”

Reporter: “What’s your number one priority?”

Glenn: “The culture needs to be changed. People need to be held accountable.”

[a drone buzzes just over Glenn’s head]

Glenn: “What the hell?”

Woody: “GODDAMIT BRICK, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? YOU CAN ONLY BUZZ THE ASSISANT COACHES!”

Brick Johnson: [giggles, runs away]

Glenn: [turns to Woody, whispers] “This was explicitly in the contract! That’s 500k you owe me.”

Woody: [smiles] “He’s such an incorrigible boy.” [shakes his head]

Redshirt

Predicable pick.

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scotchnaut

TSN’s national hockey drivetime podcast-y hockey thingy spent 15 minutes discussing whether Auston Matthews would catch Leon Draitsel in goals. There was a brief break regarding, I don’t know, something. And now there’s talk of what center should be traded to the Leafs to shore up their depth.

/and you Americans complain about wall-to-wall Trump coverage

Redshirt

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blaxabbath

Four illegals have been arrested for robbing Joe Burrow’s home.

Redshirt RN:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GF8AAOSwNOxbotk8/s-l500.webp

Redshirt

No, but it cause me to reevaluate Trump’s more aggressive views on Immigration, at least on the obviously criminal side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG9xzaFvz6s&pp=ygUeRnV0dXJhbWEgeW914oCZcmUgZnVsbCBvZiBjcmFw

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s solid tag hustle!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am thinking my new nickname for Elon Musk will be “Rolf”.

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Gatoraids

hey that besmirches a perfectly fine Muppet

SonOfSpam

So…Grimes is Liesl?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Sixteen going on seventeen, you say?” – pedophile Matt Gaetz

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cant hear it anymore without saying “actually I’m 33.”

https://youtu.be/EOZlp-gjw68?si=RJAXzdXCn0VyRxy_

ThePirateSloth

Off topic music discussion! What are your:
1) Favorite karaoke song to sing – at a bar, in a karaoke private room, etc with people as audience, not just your dog/cat/spouse/child/coworker trapped in the car with you
2) Favorite song you WANT to sing at karaoke, but not brave enough to actually do it

I’ll start:
1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
2) https://youtu.be/r42P-n-Yjm0?si=gyQXm1sEUNuQMbcc

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t been to karaoke in quite a long time, but this is currently at the top of my list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWhDbkTmJHA

SonOfSpam

Baller move: Sing #2 with a young boy on the stage. Just standing next to you.

Gatoraids

1.) I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred, easy money to sing and perform and get a reaction.
also in run for me is Dragula depends on vibe.

2.) Frank’s Wild Years- would lose the crowd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9GqxDA4ac

Gumbygirl

1.Beatles, Hello Goodbye

2. I’m not afraid of anything, and I have karaoked the fuck out of I Touch Myself !

Brick Meathook

A very nice neighborhood.
Washington DC, 1/21/25

https://ibb.co/rsTGbGN

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

After realizing that nobody, and I mean nobody, was willing to work with him, the Jaguars have fired Trent Baalke.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am attempting to back up the hard drive on my desktop computer (to a 2 TB thumb drive) before I do something drastic. It is currently copying files at a speed of 0 bytest/second.

Brick Meathook

Spraying some WD-40 into the USB port can help speed up the data transfer rate.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Twas 15 degrees US this am here. Up to a balmy 22 now. Regrettably I do have plans to go outside this evening, so pray for mojo.