Jeff Fisher, with records of 7-8-1, 7-9, 6-10, and now 7-9 will apparently be back to coach the St. Louis/Los Angeles/San Antonio/London/Kalamazoo/Wall Walla/Cucoumonga Rams next season. To put this into perspective, only two (count them:2!) coaches in NFL history have ever coached a game in a fifth season after starting
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Stuck In the Wood Chip-per
Goodbye, Kitchenette
Lions Clean House: Caldwell Stands Still, Keeps Job
The Detroit Lions cleaned up a part of the house today, firing GM Martin Mayhew and team president Tom Lewand in a sweep of their "football operations". Why was Jim Caldwell retained? He's a MASTER OF DISGUISE! Jim Caldwell has the uncanny ability to stand perfectly motionless, meaning that if this coaching
The Texans Hitchhiker
Hasta la Vista, Grantland
ESPN has officially killed their longform storytelling boutique site, and the inspiration for the greatest subdomain on the interwebs, the MMQB. http://espnmediazone.com/us/espn-statement-regarding-grantland/ While Simmons' departure certainly put Grantland on notice of cancellation, the news, coming the Friday before Halloween when they hoped we weren't looking, is still jarring. Personally, I was always
All Movie Baseball Team
Hey guys, it's time for something stupid. Inspired by an email chain from today, here's my team of fictional film baseball players. My rule was one player per film series, no real players played by actors/playing themselves. Feel free to tell me I'm an idiot in the comments, everyone did
The Rams Bye Week Update
Let’s Try This Again: Republican Debates Y’All!
Hey guys, some of you may remember the last Republican debates that we hosted here as an UNMITIGATED disaster. Well, we're going to do a little better this time. Come join us as we listen to: racists morons smart people who say dumb things misogynists anti-union lunatics one lady a full-sized oompa loompa a mob boss caricature a wealthy
The First Real Open Thread of the Season!
Holy crap, it's here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We've been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands
A Conversation About The Rams
This is a transcript of a conversation overheard at another table about the St. Louis Rams, soon to be the Los Angeles Rams of Inglewood. The actors involved are: Fat guy with mullet (FGWM) Skinny guy with mullet (SGWM) Guy In Camo (GIC) Wife With Perm (WWP) Here is their story. FGWM: So, the Rams this year. SGWM:
The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET
ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE FAT HUMPS, and was defeated soundly, ending last season of ADVENTURES OF THE RED ROCKET with a resounding thud. Luckily, since he was born without a