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Your 2019 Bengals Bye Week Update or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loss”
Well. What can I say? What can anyone say? This is one of the worst seasons in the history of the Cincinnati Bengals. The…
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Your “Unquinquagintuplely Uniquely Unknown” 2019 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
It’s almost that time of year, when football returns and we get salvation from our family, baseball and sobriety. And in that tradition comes…
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Your 2018 Bengals Preview: Re-Defining Insanity – One Year At a Time
Last time we saw the Cincinnati Bengals, they were finishing a disappointing season strong by defeating the Baltimore Ravens, letting fellow down-on-their-luck franchise Buffalo…
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2017 Cincinnati Bengals Preview – Fool’s Golden Anniversary Edition
That’s right! This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly…
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The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET
ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE…