Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post

Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at jackasses for being pleasantly surprised at their team, or grimace at smartasses for being perfectly right about their team. That's right, it's time for the DFO

House of Pain: To Market, To Market

Goddamn, am I behind on these. Also I still have to buy the hot sauce for the banner tournament people, which will be featured in a future post. I swear I'll get it to you guys eventually and will track you down for your respective addresses. Welcome back to House of

Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview

Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,

Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)

Yes, I'm sure that by the time this posts it'll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year's All-Star Game (originally in Atlanta but moved to Denver because Georgia doesn't want to let those people vote, and by those people we mean people who normally vote Democratic

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Turkey

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020CONCACAF Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney

Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!

Yes, and then there were four. From 52. Our region winners: BLEERGH Regional Final44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” 13-11 GAMBLOR Regional Final35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking