The news: -An "immunized" (read by the world and The Shield: not vaccinated) Aaron Rodgers has covid. That means he is now OUT for Sunday's tilt against the Chefs, which means that for one week at least it's officially Jordan Love time! I'm sure Rodgers is hoping his backup balls out
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Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,
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The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney
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BattleBots Beat: Presenting Your 2020* Beaties!
Your 2021 Banner Championship
There's only one thing left to do, right? Well, actually, there are two things. The first: Semifinal Results35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” 18-10 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in
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Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!
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