Welcome back to the Beat! We're back for realsies this time, not just a preview but actual honest to goodness fighting. And for this premiere we've got way too much work for me to do—it's so big we're going to split it into two parts. So let's just get to
Author: Senor Weaselo
Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Japan
Yes, lizard people, we're covering the Copa América, the CONMEBOL South American lesser footy federation's championship, where 12 teams will square off to be the best in South America. Which is why I'm covering Japan today. Yes, this makes total sense. (Ron Howard: "It didn't.") Interestingly the non-South American teams that normally
Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Rand McNally
Your “A Day/Week/However Long in the Life” Saturday Evening Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM A little bit of a spin on the Saturday night semi-musical post tonight, since screw it, I can, it's my show tonight. The world of a freelance musician's definitely a strange one, where what you're playing, for what event, and how much notice you're given to do it could ranges
BattleBots Beat: Your 2019 Preview!
House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)
House of Pain: X Gonna Give it to Ya
Motherfucker… it's not… a fucking… game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI So around October or so, which tells you how long this has been waiting in the wings, THIS finally came in from the Heatonist website. Yes, House of Pain is back, even though Senor's laptop still goes unreplaced (seriously Senor, how hard is it) and there is
And Now, A Jets Fan’s Take on the New Unis
So, unless you were under a rock yesterday, you might have heard that the New York Jets got new uniforms. They even had stuff going in Times Square during the press conference. The unis look… a-like this. Reactions have been… let's say mixed, to be generous. But hey, we've had a
Your Still in March Unveiling of the Banner Tournament Authors and Champion!
What the above said, which is why this is being posted now. It's still March! But first things first, the final results, since it is the final. Drum roll please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYThjIe3IBo That is a weak timpani solo, as when I played it it was an entire cadenza, but let's try that again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAfTmC3It0 Your
Your 2019 Banner Tournament Championship and Flacco Eight Saturday Evening Open Thread
We got a big one going tonight, so let's get started. We'll start off with the lesser important stuff. NCAA Tournament Action: It's the Flacco Eight! Winners move to the Wrongly-Named Four. West Regional Final: #1 Gonzaga vs. #3 Texas Tech (6:09 Eastern, TBS) South Regional Final: #1 Virginia vs. #3 Purdue (8:49 Eastern,
The 2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament Penultimate Four
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqZY8P42pLo Wait, did I not specifically say that it's the Penultimate Four because it is NOT final? Yes, but I've got the song for tomorrow already lined up. Or even… SONGS. Welcome to the Super Smash Bros. Melee Final Destination stage, which as everyone knows is the only place you're allowed to
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Ice Milk Eight, Day 2
The days dwindle and we'll end up being done before the actual Final Four is settled (though the unveiling of the commenters may be for another couple days after). We had our first two entrants punch (no, not that kind, Ray) their tickets to the Penultimate Four (this year located