Author: theeWeeBabySeamus

TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?

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Yes, I like weed.  A lot. Yes, we've done this TGISF theme before.  Less than a year ago, in fact.  But as I already mentioned privately to a few folks, it's not every year that 4/20 falls on a Friday.  And the last time we did this, I left a lot

Goddess II – Episode 12

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[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party):  *sigh*  OK, we're finally done.  (holding up pink strap on dildo) ....  I presume you want to keep this? Balls (giggling):  Hehehe.  Yes, we might need that again tonight. Housekeeping Gal#2:  What

TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole

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Yeah sure, it's Friday the 13th.  But we're ignoring that.  Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th?  True story, Bro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3KemSZYlc My marriage sucked all teh ass.  It almost killed me (literally), truth be told.  Not

Goddess II – Episode 11

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[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off.  After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite.  When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds.  Quietly, he

Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread

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I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe".  But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently.  Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks.  And we've already got enough of

I Guess You Really CAN’T Say Bomb On An Airplane

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Packers WR Trevor Davis makes bomb joke at LAX, gets arrested  (Yahoo.com) When asked about their luggage, Davis inexplicably looked at the woman he was traveling with and said, “Did you remember to pack the explosives?” Good grief. His companion apparently replied “no,” and, showing she was the one with the sense in

Goddess II – Episode 10

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[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas.  From a distance, they watch as Leticia continues playing Blackjack at a table about 50 feet away.  The other two players who were seated at the table when Leticia

At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach

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[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door.  Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls:  Where the hell have you guys been?  I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison):  Grumble grumble. Balls:  Fine,

TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something

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Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought.  It won't be this year. Why?  Because my ass hurts.  A lot.  Many of you know why.  Those who don't, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind.  But trust me....my left ass cheek is almost completely purple

Goddess II – Episode 9

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[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa):  How are the pancakes? Vanessa:  They're great!  You want a bite? Balls:  No.  I'm good with my California Omelette.  This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia):  How's the