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Your “Maybe Just A Little Sexy” Friday Evening Open Thread
We’re gonna get through this quickly, class, because I don’t have much to talk about this week. OK, ok…settle down, class. Hmmm….let’s see… Southwest…
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Your “Leave Your Worries Behind” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve had a fairly crappy week this week. But don’t worry, I’m not going to tell you about it. But trust me, things here…
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Your “Paraskevidekatriaphobia” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t believe in luck, good or bad. I do believe in chance and random occurrences, however. I also believe that our actions, or…
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Terrell Who?
I’m not taking sides here. Really. And I get the reasoning regarding the ceremony in Canton itself. But this is a bad look for…
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Friday Open – The King is Dead, Long Live The King
EDITOR’S NOTE: This is Balls. tWBS is… out. So, i’m taking over tonight’s Sexy Friday thread and … I’ve got some bad news .…
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Your “I Was Nowhere Near New Jersey When I Killed Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson. Maybe. Hopefully not. In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty…
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Hey Look, It’s The Next LaVar Ball Everybody!!!!
Wendell Carter Jr.’s mom has beef with Coach K after Marvin Bagley came to Duke early (CBSSports.com) “My initial reaction, I was pissed,” Kylia…
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TGISF … Solstice, Schmolstice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5bUmx-hk-c OK, here’s the deal… This week’s theme was predetermined a while ago. The calendar does what it does, I don’t control it. And…
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Fan Injured By Phillie Phanatic’s Hot Dog Cannon
Yes, the jokes write themselves on this one… Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon sends Phillies fan to emergency room (CBSSports.com) From deep within the…
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TGISF… Quite Contrary
I’ve used that particular banner image up there for TGISF once before. Not quite ten months ago, when talking about libraries and reading books.…