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TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said “spied”, not…
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Does Anyone Really Want To Go To Staten Island This Badly?
I’m calling bullshit. FREE LENNY!!!!!!!!!!!! – Police: Lenny Dykstra threatened to blow his Uber driver’s head off, said he was kidnapped (CBSSports.com) Dykstra, per…
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TGISF…In Repose
re·pose1 rəˈpōz/ noun noun: repose 1. a state of rest, sleep, or tranquility. “in repose her face looked relaxed” synonyms: rest, relaxation, inactivity; More…
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Goddess II – Epilogue
EXTERIOR, Balls’ beach house, pool deck, San Felipe, Baja California, México The sun is slowly setting on the mountains at Balls’ back leaving streaks of…
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Police Arrest Terrance Williams on Electric Bike for Public Intoxication After Lamborghini Crash
Now, that’s a helluva headline!!!! Police arrest Terrance Williams on electric bike for public intoxication after Lamborghini crash (CBSSports.com) “The driver of the vehicle…
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TGISF… Wet Sand
Yep. I’m half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry. I’m at the beach. Sorry, not sorry. This is the view out of my window right…
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Goddess II – The Conclusion(?)
[The Outskirts of Las Vegas, Nevada, 7:38am] tWBS guides the van past the last completed housing development on this particular road, then takes the…
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TGISF… Talking Baseball
I like baseball. That’s not exactly a secret, I suppose. But what you folks might not realize is that I like baseball just for…
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Goddess II – Episode 15
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am] A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 7
As you’ve no doubt surmised from that beautifully done banner image, this is tWBS coming at you this week from down under. But don’t…