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Jason Witten Is Going To Be Hilarious In The Booth
No, this is not meant as a compliment. I never realized what a douchebag he is. Just saying….. –
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TGISF… Pew Pew Pew
I can’t believe I’m doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did…
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Goddess II – Episode 14
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury)…
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One Man’s Opinion….
Over on the Jags and Rammit!!!! Under on the Pats, Niners and Bolts. And the Browns, of course. 2018 NFL odds, Vegas season win…
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TGISF… You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine
I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.** I watched hockey. ** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey…
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Goddess II – Episode 13
She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple…
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TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?
Yes, I like weed. A lot. Yes, we’ve done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already…
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Goddess II – Episode 12
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night’s party): *sigh* OK, we’re…
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TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole
Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell…
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Goddess II – Episode 11
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves…