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Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread
I had originally intended to title this one “BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe”. But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in…
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I Guess You Really CAN’T Say Bomb On An Airplane
Packers WR Trevor Davis makes bomb joke at LAX, gets arrested (Yahoo.com) When asked about their luggage, Davis inexplicably looked at the woman he…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a…
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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…
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TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something
Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won’t be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of…
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Goddess II – Episode 9
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to…
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TGISF… Early Bloomers
“The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building…
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Goddess II – Episode 8
Previously, on Goddess II…. When the elevator doors open… tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren’t kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite.…
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Ummmmmmm, Mr Hardaway???????
Sidney Lowe and Clyde Drexler are holding for you on lines 1 and 2. Memphis reaches agreement with Penny Hardaway to become next head…