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Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread
No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to…
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Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. I’ve had a really bad week. From many different fronts. Frankly, I’m pissed off at the world and just…
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Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been away for a coupla weeks. Yet I still really don’t know what to talk about this week. I’m writing this early because…
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Your “The Second Best Pot I’ve Ever Owned” Monday Midday Open Thread
Since many of us have a holiday today, I was sort of bored. So I decided to cook some good stuff. This is my…
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Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid…
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Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven…
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Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy
Yeah, some signals got crossed. So there’s not going to be much here. Sorry, not sorry. But that’s good because you don’t want me…
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Your “It’s Tuesday Which Means…At Least It’s not Monday????” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wow, what a day. I ended a relationship and got accused of hit and run. OK, for the record, those two things are unrelated. …
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Your “The Pre-Season Zombie-Like Apathy Is Palpable” Sunday Evening Open Thread
The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll. Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic. But it also seems to…
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Your “Hey, It’s Saturday Night So Let’s At Least Act Like We Care” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Nothing fancy here, fo’ sho’. But we do got some 70s pop down below. Bay City Rollers, dammit!!!!!! Also, this is a thing, right?…