Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Spring Break Update

Senor Weaselo - April 12, 2023April 11, 2023

Well last week was fun. I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRh2MB8fuXs I'd say all in all, fun was had by most, and it's just how I drew it up, a multi-goal game from Tyler Motte. The bridge level at the Garden is a really good vantage

Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House! Part 2

Fronkenshteen - January 5, 2023January 4, 2023

DETOX, SUICIDE WATCH, AND "WELCOME TO CAT 5" Unfortunately, this is the portion of my journey I am the most unfamiliar with for a variety of reasons, so my recollections will be recounted to you as they exist in my head; in brief snatches experienced in varying degrees of lucidity. Thank

Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House!

Fronkenshteen - November 30, 2022December 1, 2022

I awakened curled in a ball on the floor at the foot of the bed in my kids’ playroom, shivering under an open window, blanketless. I felt around blindly for my eyeglasses, and found them relatively quickly on the rug, propped against the closet door. I put them on and

A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview

Government of Canada - November 23, 2022November 22, 2022

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Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour. Il s'agit d'une annonce d'intérêt public du gouvernement fédéral du Canada concernant le prochain tournoi de la Coupe du monde. Merci pour la lecture. Game Time Decision: I know

From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.

Wakezilla - November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

Hello everyone! Unless you're an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week's time. And unless you're part of the 0.05% of hardcore Canadian lesser footy fans, you also probably didn't know that Canada qualified for the second time ever--the first

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History

Senor Weaselo - September 28, 2022September 28, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYhP9iZHss Whoever it was who liked my RNG goddesses Anna joke from way back when, here's another Fire Emblem joke. You're welcome. No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMdLj0bx8g No word on whether they steal the Declaration of Independence. …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Yes, We Attend Concerts Too

Senor Weaselo - August 17, 2022August 17, 2022

Once again, a good evening. This is Wumbo Wednesday, and to answer everyone's questions from last week, or I guess originally my question… well, still nothing moved me, and it's admittedly tough knowing you won't be able to watch the majority of games due to spending Saturday mornings driving Senorita

Dancing in the Lake Of Fire

DJ TAJ - July 14, 2022October 28, 2022

I'm going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. "Open with" Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Oh bliss Eyes open, wake up to: Day 109 locked down in the Covid cave. One thing is for certain madness dwells here. Every day you face the

Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot

DJ TAJ - March 23, 2022March 21, 2022

My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest of my sad existence. Have you ever been to a golf driving range and seen some loser in one of those crappy old machines picking up golf

The Gods of Football

DJ TAJ - September 23, 2021September 25, 2021

You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot blood. So I wake to a glorious morning and pack my bags. You see I’m off to Reedley California. 202 miles of searing road that leads to

Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?

DJ TAJ - July 28, 2021July 28, 2021

Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but Marilyn is dead, has been dead for a long time. I know, I know, just listen to me, you may not believe this but I know where she is. No way bro, where? Can’t

Boots On The Ground: Actual Live Sports!

WhyEaglesWhy - August 10, 2020August 8, 2020

Ever since the Coronavirus unleashed its plan to colonize our bodies with weapons-grade cooties, the world had been denied the joys of attending live sporting events. Contrarianism, a lack of respect for expertise, and an absence of basic empathy have concocted a heady brew that continues to make attending sports