Emcee: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the Laff Hole! You guys ready to have some fun? You look like a great crowd! Except this guy, right? He knows what's up. Hey, where you from Romeo? Guy Wearing A Wrinkled Polo Shirt: Uh, like, a few miles away. Emcee: (pregnant pause) Emcee: Wow, you
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Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps the notepad out of PK's hand. Covalent Blonde: Get a God Damn Snack! PK scurries off to the kitchen, where he can be heard rooting through the refrigerator. [DOOR
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 1)
Scene: F.B.I. Headquarters. Inside several agents are meeting with local law enforcement about a new gang taking the country by storm. FBI Director: So, men, tell me what you've got on these...what are their names again? Agent #1: Door Flies Open, sir. We have no idea what it means. Agent #2: But we
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In case you're wondering, this is how you properly attribute something funny you find on the internet. Thanks for the funny picture Starcasm Some of you may follow Josh Ostrovsky on various social media outlets. He's best known as The Fat Jewish or The Fat Jew. Some have even gone so
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