“Forget The Fireworks Factory, Blow The Whole Damn Thing Up” – A Walking Dead Recap

Man, I don't even know anymore... He's dead; get over it. Thanks to Seamus for covering last week while I was off doing research for the site. [That reminds me - I have to file an expense report with DFO's accountant; I hope she accepts empty cups as receipts.] This week's The Walking

Your “Worst Uninvited House guest in EVAR!!” Walking Dead Recap

Greetings fellows and fellettes.  For this week's recap of The Slowest Show On Earth...errr The Walking Dead, I'm filling in for the lovely and talented BeerGuyRob.  Because apparently traveling with Ms. Rob is more important to him that we are.  I know I feel important in his list of priorities. 

Your “Ugh, More Torture Porn?” Walking Dead Recap

I think I may have reached the "tuning out" phase of my "Walking Dead" relationship. Oh, as always, Anyway, this episode ("The Cell") is centred around Daryl and his adventures at Guantanamo Bay "The Sanctuary" being psychologically broken by The Saviors. The episode opens with Dwight making himself a nice ham sammich

I Need to Talk About “Doctor Strange”

So, I saw "Doctor Strange" Friday afternoon. I almost didn't. There were two of these sitting behind me They wouldn't shut up during the whole 20 minutes of previews. Fine, I thought, it's just previews. I can YouTube that shit later. It was stuff I'd see, like "Logan", "Guardians 2", and "Rogue

Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap

There's a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly. -- King Ezekiel A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. -- K, "Men in Black" I skipped

“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story

It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking "Fuck you". John had just gone through another weekend alone. He couldn't bear another day listening to the stories his co-workers told about their lives. His only solace tonight was to be "Monday Night Raw". The few

Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap

  Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway...   First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a game into prime time that would be so bad we would be able to catch "The Walking Dead" without much interruption to the viewing enjoyment. Seriously, (gifs via; Vine via) it's like

tWBS Don’t Know Bo

He obviously don't know nuthin' 'bout baseball neither. Back in April, I made some predictions.  And I'm man enough to own up to my stupidity.  So here we go.... *Note: Probable Results , re: divisions, are pretty much cast at this point. **Wildcard races are still interesting tho. - National League Predicted:  National League West 1. SF

BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!

All right, it's that time, for the last time, it's robot fighting time. For old friends, welcome back! For new friends, welcome to the final BattleBots recap of the summer. I'm your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo. We've been following this season's BattleBots since the competing robots were announced back in April,

The X-Files: They’re Watching

[11:35AM AUG 30] -- UP Engine 8657, Philadelphia, PA Jim Tomsula: [writing in his notebook] I am now on my way to a fact-finding assignment regarding the second PED suspension of Eagles RT Lane Johnson. Altman Law Firm, the attorneys representing Johnson, will be suing the manufacture of the supplements he has

The X-Files: The Truth is Out There

[2:45PM AUG 22] -- Stark County Public Library, Canton, OH Jim Tomsula: [writing in his notebook] My journey to investigate and expose the hidden truths of the NFL has brought me to the location of the enshrinement of the greatest careers and moments in professional football history -- the Pro Football