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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…
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The Balls Regimen – The DFO guide to good health
So, some of the comments on the Open Threads have gotten me to thinking about the health of our DFO family. I’ve spent a…
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TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread
In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Egg Salad! Too Much Sexiness!
Good morning, DFO! Hope everyone is enjoying their festive Memorial Day weekend. That’s right Canadian friends, it’s our turn for a day off on…
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25 Questions About….
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 1)
Ext. The Seahawks “war room” in Renton, WA. It is draft night, April 27, 2017. Pete Carroll stands over a table full of papers,…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 5)
Ext. Two men sit on the sills of their car, taking in the Utah view and contemplating the directions their lives are going in.…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 4)
Ext. Dane County Regional Airport, Madison WI. Pete Carroll & John Schneider have just landed after a regional airline flight from Chicago. John Schneider:…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 3)
Ext. Tuscaloosa Regional Airport. Two men, walking out the airport’s main exit. Pete Carroll: Now John, do you remember why we came to Alabama? John…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 2)
Ext. VIRGINIA MASON ATHLETIC CENTER (VMAC) – Renton, WA A third floor conference room. Pete Carroll is wrapping up a conversation with members of the…
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