Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced

/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes "R U E" I CAN'T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!! Coming in first he is leading the poles and not just the ones where he finds his future wives. The man who has shown the easiest way to make $5 million

Book Clusters

Scene: Me reading a book, sitting on an overstuffed leather chair near an electric fireplace. Oh my! I didn't hear you come in. How are you? [takes bubble pipe out of mouth, places bookmark in the middle of The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation] Does this smoking jacket go with these Giants pajama

A Mostly Straight Male’s Guide to Magic Mike XXL

[Apologies to every blogger everywhere who has used this format before me] While everyone was suffering through the heat wave and massive crowds to wait for fireworks to go off, I was in a darkened theater laughing until I cried at one of the most entertaining movies I've seen in a

Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????

Wait, this first story seems very familiar. http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/ This story is TEARING ME APART. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future wife. She has not been faithful to me. I recently overheard her talking to her friend about how she was unfaithful to me. When I confronted her, all that she