Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy

King Hippo - August 21, 2021August 21, 2021

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Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season. Anyway, NFL Network has three exhibition offerings for you proletarian viewers. Jest at Bay of Green (4:30) is pretty interesting, if only for watching Robert Saleh on

Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)

King Hippo - August 21, 2021August 20, 2021

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Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets tango with the Trashbirds, on national teevee (12:30, NBC). That is, no doubt, today's must see. Don't wake up to watch the braying Redshite fuckwits, as their

Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread

King Hippo - August 14, 2021August 14, 2021

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That's right, NFL Network's Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR Los Angeles to close matters at 10p. I choose sleep, in that'un. So, that gets you set for viewing options. Fuck baseball. Let's segue into new feature What

Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 2

litre_cola - August 14, 2021August 13, 2021

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First thing you should do is join the footy tipping league so you don't miss anymore games. https://fantasy.espn.com/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2021/group?id=5015c670-ada1-4413-93aa-9b4a4abb1e20&joining=true It begins! Holy shit we did something on time. Usually we stretch these previews into the 2nd week of the season. Anywhoo it starts today and we have; Personally I believe the early one will

Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 1

litre_cola - August 7, 2021August 7, 2021

/Canada won the women's Olympic futbol, a nation rejoiced. Seriously, FUCK YEAH. Good morning all! It is that time of year again where Euro club futbol kicks off and I watch with no rooting interest because my team is run like a plaything for a spoiled brat child. Jesus, I would

The DFO Olympic Fútbol Tournaments Preview and Evening Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - July 21, 2021July 21, 2021

We're in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (COMPLETED! Argentina is your champion.)Euro 2020 (COMPLETED! Italy is your champion.)Concacaf Gold Cup (IN PROGRESS!)Tokyo Olympic Games (START TONIGHT!) Today, we are previewing the two fútbol tournaments on offer: The Men's (more even) and

The DFO Copa América 2021 Final Preview: Argentina vs Brasil

ballsofsteelandfury - July 10, 2021July 8, 2021

We're now smack dab in the middle of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (FINAL TODAY!)Euro 2020 (FINAL TOMORROW!)Concacaf Gold Cup (Started already!)Tokyo Olympic Games (NOW WITH LESS PEOPLE AND MORE COVID!) For some, no doubt gambling-related, reason, King Hippo declined to take his usual Saturday morning futbol

Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!

King Hippo - July 7, 2021July 7, 2021

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Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke's really bad-smelling tongue) have their wicked way? Tune in, 3p EST on ESPN. I may watch on mute, but God as me witness, there will be no match commentary unless

Euro Semifinal numero Uno!

litre_cola - July 6, 2021July 6, 2021

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Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed your long weekend and are blissfully off the whole week for the last of our summer of futbol. We get the Greg Louganis special first where it will

Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

King Hippo - July 3, 2021July 2, 2021

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Look, this was a bad fookin' week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with Pretend Man City (2106-07 and 2107-08, specifically)! But I ain't letting go of that. Without Footy Manager, I would wither up and blow away, like an

The [DFO] Euro quarterfinals preview, with futbol info, maybe.

litre_cola - June 30, 2021June 30, 2021

Good morning dear fútbol enthusiast or degenerate gambler. Sadly we have no international games today but let's take a look at what we have coming up! I have assembled the greatest fútbol mind(s) that our site has to offer. (not legally binding) Balls: Um, before we start the festivities, can I

European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

King Hippo - June 26, 2021June 25, 2021

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That's right, fuckos. It's nut-cuttin' time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It's been a fun tournament, so hopes are high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg But remember, kids, never ever have hope. Wales v. Denmark - in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN) Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this? Seems