Dan & Mark’s European (Euros) Adventure!

King Hippo - July 7, 2021July 7, 2021

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Will the two quasi-Nordic lovers continue traipsing across the European battlefield? Or will the dirty English pigs (and Ian Darke's really bad-smelling tongue) have their wicked way? Tune in, 3p EST on ESPN. I may watch on mute, but God as me witness, there will be no match commentary unless

Euro Semifinal numero Uno!

litre_cola - July 6, 2021July 6, 2021

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Good day to you the banner is Skillzy the mascot. Does he moonlight as an underground DJ and coke dealer? I hope you enjoyed your long weekend and are blissfully off the whole week for the last of our summer of futbol. We get the Greg Louganis special first where it will

Abandoning Reality and the European Euros

King Hippo - July 3, 2021July 2, 2021

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Look, this was a bad fookin' week for me and reality/Lesser Footy. Shit, I even had back-to-back seasons under a lot of pressure with Pretend Man City (2106-07 and 2107-08, specifically)! But I ain't letting go of that. Without Footy Manager, I would wither up and blow away, like an

The [DFO] Euro quarterfinals preview, with futbol info, maybe.

litre_cola - June 30, 2021June 30, 2021

Good morning dear fútbol enthusiast or degenerate gambler. Sadly we have no international games today but let's take a look at what we have coming up! I have assembled the greatest fútbol mind(s) that our site has to offer. (not legally binding) Balls: Um, before we start the festivities, can I

European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

King Hippo - June 26, 2021June 25, 2021

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That's right, fuckos. It's nut-cuttin' time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It's been a fun tournament, so hopes are high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg But remember, kids, never ever have hope. Wales v. Denmark - in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN) Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this? Seems

Monday Morning Mock Draft Pre-empted For UEFA 2020 (in 2021!)

Horatio Cornblower - June 21, 2021

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Good morning fellow degenerates. No mock draft this morning, as we have four (4) UEFA fixtures to keep track of today. No games in the 8:30 EST (only legitimate time zone) slot, but we have two (2) at 11 (eleven) and then another two (2) at 2 (two). (Not Really That) Early Games North

Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!

King Hippo - June 19, 2021June 18, 2021

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That's right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing celebrates black power like the European Euros! A good 2/3 (which is MOAR than 3/5 ,, ppl forget that) of the squadrons think it's bad to be

Impromptu Friday Euro Post

litre_cola - June 18, 2021

Good morning, I took the whole day off and the Euro posts have been popular so here we go! Due to TWBS love for futbol I decided to Karen Carpenter this thing! Sweden v Slovakia has already started and man do the yellows miss the Zlatan. He may be the biggest knobend

Euro Wednesday with Mexican Liquor!

litre_cola - June 16, 2021June 15, 2021

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Good morning all. Normally I use this timeslot for writing about the random Snaxx from around the world but as we know I love the Euros A LOT so a daily preview will take the spot for the month. That being said I do have a review for a gift I got

Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread

Wakezilla - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

Hello everyone! I'm a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico). Today's Main event is France vs Germany in an "Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll"

Sabado European Euros Fever Thread

King Hippo - June 12, 2021June 11, 2021

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Is everyone all excite? I know y'all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00, ESPN) Is Baku really a place, or did someone make that shit up? Fuck if I know, man. The asshole Swiss, when not busy hiding Nazi gold, tend

The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: SCOTLAND!!!!!!!

litre_cola - June 9, 2021June 9, 2021

This is really a big deal in Scotland, so for this one there will be two of us. Fellow Scottish Canadian BeerguyRob will join me, since he wrote the Scotland preview for their non-appearance in 2016. Sorry about him - he tends to get a bit nationalistic those rare times the