Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread

Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches.  For some, it's wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool new shit they get.  For others (cough, cough, Everton) it's praying The Grinch doesn't take away everything.  Including the will to live. But first, we got fixtures