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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Meanwhile, at the Luxor
INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL – MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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Stephen King’s The Shanking
[INTERIOR, BILLS TEAM HEADQUARTERS] TERRY PEGULA: Thank you for coming in to interview for the caretaker position. As you know, we generally shut the…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…
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CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition
Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #6
We’re getting closer to the beginning of the regular season! Last week, we previewed the teams that just missed out on finals last year…
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Down the Rabbit Hole with BoS
Yeah Right’s air guitar post led to this. So, if you have anyone to blame, it’s him. When I was growing up in the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #3
Last week, we caught up on where the AFL stands after the long North American winter / Australian summer. I’m happy to announce that we’ve…
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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…