2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview

Wakezilla - August 21, 2018August 21, 2018

*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile on his face, until he reads the latest headline on AOL's main page* Trump in a sarcastic voice: Oh you really nailed me there, Oliver. I've been

The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die

Wakezilla - August 14, 2018August 14, 2018

Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop associating their team with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the Miami Dolphins have now become associated with fascism. Way to go guys! Last season, Kenny Stills, Donkey Kong

The Nine Circles of Leasts – Week 4

Duchess - October 6, 2015

Crank that music up!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w It's Time!!! First Circle (Limbo) – Most injuries happen before the game even starts, yet we have been blessed to see so many players go down during them (phrasing!). Andrew Luck and Marshawn Lynch both sat out last week to heal some nagging injuries killing anyone playing them in

The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1

Duchess - September 15, 2015September 15, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant's broken foot, Josh McNown's Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB showdown was great they combined for 7 touchdowns thrown... 5 of them were to Titan players and one of those 5 was thrown by Winston. Winston and

Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3

Duchess - September 3, 2015September 3, 2015

I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb's shoulder - As a Bears fan I wish Cobb a long... very long slow recovery. I would like to remind him that his health is more important than trying to rush back

Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2

Duchess - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what looks to be a Lion, a Jaguar, and a She-Bear chasing you deeper and deeper into the woods until you come about a great hill. Fear not

9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

Duchess - August 19, 2015August 19, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White's shin - Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say "Yeah but look what ODB did in New York" Second Circle (Lust) – Brandon Weeden - Know what it takes to make a drunken party boy look

The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015

Duchess - August 7, 2015August 7, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster's shredded groin and Michael Floyd's broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season. Second Circle (Lust) – Nothing like a lover scorned and Brandon Marshall's finger pointing lands him here. (Side note the Jet's streak continues everyone!) Third Circle (Gluttony) – Buffalo Bills don't

THE 9 CIRCLES OF LEASTS

Nine Circles of Leasts

Duchess - July 31, 2015August 4, 2015

This isn't Duchess' Inferno. If anything I am Virgil, here to guide you on a tour... well o.k. probably I am more akin to Virgin since this is my first time. First Circle (Limbo) – the Kommunity. Limbo is a place for people who would have had a great day/week had