The Bleergh Report – Week 3

Game Time Decision - September 25, 2019September 25, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week three's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure that there are

Your “Taking Stock Of Things” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

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NFL News: Injury reports! Cam Newton is dealing with a Lisfranc injury, and will miss at least this Sunday for sure. If second-year backup Kyle Allen can get them past the Texans, then they have the Jaguars and Buccaneers on deck before a Week 7 bye. Allen did go 19-of-26 for 261

The Bleergh Report – Week 2

Game Time Decision - September 23, 2019September 23, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week two's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure that there are

CrimeBeat!: Blind Squirrel Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 20, 2019

What a long, strange trip it's been for Antonio Brown in New England. They've laughed. They've cried. They've grumbled. Yes, Antonio Brown's lengthy tenure with Patriots has come to an abrupt and in-no-way-foreseeable end. Massholes, Junior Massholes from New Hampshire/Maine/Rhode Island and various band-wagoners will look back fondly on all the

Your “Never On Your Terms” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 17, 2019September 17, 2019

NFL Nuggets: One door closes; another door opens. https://twitter.com/Giants/status/1173962105340551168 In other QB news: THE BEN is done for the year, and in response the Steelers are bringing in (*checks notes*) Paxton Lynch as a backup to now-starting QB Wilma Mason Rudolph. Drew Brees is out 4-6 weeks with his torn thumb

The Bleergh Report – Week 1

Game Time Decision - September 17, 2019September 17, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week one's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure that there are

Your “Gonna Avoid Puns Today” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 11, 2019September 11, 2019

NFL News: Tyreek Hill - he of the spousal & child abuse allegations - will be out for 4-6 weeks due to a broken collarbone. They didn't put him on IR because that's a mandatory eight weeks, and they are hoping he gets back sooner than that. Not as lucky

Your “More Like ‘Sneakers At The Beer Garden'” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 10, 2019September 10, 2019

Banner photo by Daniel Berman/www.bermanphotos.com NFL Nuggets: First game of the season, and the first officiating error against the Saints. As most of you watched, prior to the half the refs pulled an accounting error in calculating when to do the 10-second runoff, forcing the Saints to hurry their field goal

Your Wednesday Evening “Dollar Dollar Bills, Y’All” Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 4, 2019September 4, 2019

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NFL Numbers: today's news brought to you by the numbers 16, 21, and 84, and the numbers they received from their associated teams. Zeke got PAID! A six-year extension worth $90 million. Taking into account the two years he had left on his rookie deal, it's $103 million over eight years,

Your “I Don’t Think Any Of Them Will Become Iron Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 3, 2019September 3, 2019

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NFL News: If the rumours are true, Ezekiel Elliott should have a new contract by the end of the day. He has left Mexico & flown back to Dallas. One would think this is on the advice of the agent negotiating for him, which means it has to be close.

Tucson, Ch. 4: Primary

blaxabbath - September 3, 2019September 4, 2019

We've talked quite a bit here about the history of Tucson, Arizona and how foolish they would be ever to sit down with the piranhas that are NFL negotiators regarding the foolish half-cocked Alazona proposal that was briefly floated to fill dormant offseason news cycles that, before signing their extension

Your Thursday Evening, “Wait – Who’s That Guy?!” Final Preseason Games Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 29, 2019August 29, 2019

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Hi everyone, It's your old pal Beerguy, filling in for Scotchy tonight. He'd love to be here with you, but he's having to take care of some relatives that came into town unexpectedly. So, I'll dispense with my usual news/notes/nuggets format and instead get right into some quick, pithy analysis of tonight's