NFL News

Your “Nothing Lasts Forever But The Earth and Sky” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Notes: Well, the league decided to hold off naming the Centennial Hall of Fame class until a special reveal LIVE! on "Good Morning Football" on the NFL Network on January 15th. Because nothing says "must-see TV" like an announcement on the 9/12 newsdump of football shows. Mark Ingram returned

Your “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: In a long, rambling, delusional & highly self-serving Instagram post, Dreamboat says he'll be playing in 2020. For example: "In both life and football, failure is inevitable. You don't always win. You can, however, learn from that failure, pick yourself up with great enthusiasm, and place yourself in the

Your “Feed Me (Richard) Seymour!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Noise: It's mostly coaching news today: It was, according to PFT, "Love at first sight" between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy. BTW - worst Marvel pairing since Sue Storm & Matt Murdock. The Panthers are hiring Baylor's Matt Rhule as their new coach. It's a seven-year, $60 million deal, which

The Bleergh Report – Week 16

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's week sixteen's best and worst penalties**. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure

Bleerghmas

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Twas the night before Bleergmas, when all through the stadium Not a creature was stirring, not even a black cat* The headsets were hung by the goal posts with care, In hopes that St. Bleergh soon would be there; The players were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of touchdowns danced in their

The Bleergh Report – Week 15

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fifteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. "No one ever gets to write their ending, write their final script. As I told you guys on the day we found out about Ron [Rivera being

Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact that Drew Brees also eliminated another Charger from the record books. By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion

The Bleergh Report – Week 14

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fourteens's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm