Your “Everything’s Fine!” Evening Open Thread

So, unless someone figures out a way to upend the flawed process that exists, it's going to be Bernie, huh? Good luck with that. In other news, let's again all rejoice at the fact that the Leafs lost to their AHL zamboni driver. https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1231423595735396354 Here's the contract he had to sign. He got $500

Your “Hopefully, The One Time This Site Unites Behind A Jets Franchise” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Your day may have sucked, but it went nowhere near as badly as Matt Patricia's.  If I read the stories correctly: He was on Spring Break at South Padre Island in 1996. He & a fraternity brother apparently sexually assaulted a woman at a hotel. She initially complained to