Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: JJ Watt says he's ready to go for 2018. He's always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn't finished a season since 2015, and played through a sports hernia to help the Texans lose 39-0 to the Chiefs in their Wild Card game. He also

Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Los Titancanos' DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed lords owners latest rule change. "I'm going to take my fine... It is what it is, I ain't going to let them stop me from doing what

Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will mail him his gold jacket after the ceremony - presumably so he can't wear it to his own ceremony at UT-Chattanooga. "The focus," Hall of Fame

Your “Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Everything today seems to fall into the "hoo-boy" department. The burglary at LeSean McCoy's ex's has taken a dark turn: She's in the hospital after being pistol-whipped. The burglar asked for items specific to her relationship with McCoy. Further to that, her lawyer issued a statement: “In fact, after

Your “All Your Money Won’t Another Minute Buy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: ARE YOU READY FOR A....grievance hearing? The NFLPA has filed an official grievance against the NFL over the new anthem policy. They will start with arbitration before proceeding to a court case (if necessary). Sure to help things is Michael Bidwill going on the radio to pump up

Your Monday Evening NFL Animal Roundup & Open Thread

Sorry, no stink beetles. NFL News: Zebras! There are seven rookie officials among the 2018 class of 121 total officials. Including promoting Sean Hochuli (son of Ed) and Alex Kemp (son of Stan) to referee. A new rule will prevent grounds crew or other team personnel from helping clear the field for

Your Saturday Evening Reminder To Keep It Between The Ditches Open Thread

On July 4, Cardinals GM Steve Keim was cited for DUI in Chandler, AZ. Ooh Lordy - ol' Rog ain't gonna like this. https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1015610921710948352 I hope Michael Floyd is having a good laugh somewhere, while polishing the Super Bowl ring he got with the Patriots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-N_8SsMh5A Please consider this your summer reminder to call

Your “I Can’t Even Dress This Pig Up Nice” Wednes…oops…Thursday Evening Open Thread

It is a dark & barren wasteland this evening, my friends. NFL News: Brightening up his suspension is the fact that Jameis Winston & his fiance have had a baby. Antonor Malachi Winston was born five days early. Antonor is after Winston's father. Malachi is after the family's favourite book of

Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc-v8CFJzu4 [Alert - there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.] NFL News: The Shield is catching some flak today for dumping its suspension news just before the holiday. It's no Jo Moore "good day to bury bad news, but it sill looks kinda sneaky. Disgraceful, really. Especially