The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)

2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY:  9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for the Bucs, mediocre record in a trash division notwithstanding. They exceeded expectations. This was down to two (and only two) factors: Baker Mayfield emerged from his cocoon as

Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview

2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. "Parity" has been the battle cry of the league since the salary cap was introduced in 1994. "Offense Über Alles" has been the official NFL religion almost as long. And yet the Panthers

Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread

I'ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we'll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so I'll save my trenchant insights (HA!) for later on. This is what we have on offer this afternoon/evening.   You Bet!/Purple Toe Suckers- Gosh Bay/Brownies- Desantis Insanity/Skyline Chili- High Rent/Kingless Titans- Kadarius Sucks/Jerktown- Fish

Sexy Friday – 20240809

TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That's great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more days until I can once again Release The Kraken! Not to brag, but this is my 100th Sexy Friday post! I'm currently accepting applications for apprentices to

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition

Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of the month. Today's the 7th, the DFO leagues (both?) draft(s?)—okay, at least the freezer vodka league draft is in three weeks, so I got time. (If