The Innings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Tuesday Open Thread

I didn't even watch the World Series game last night and I'm exhausted. Allow me a Grumpy Old White Guy rant: Trunk or Treat when "traditional" suburban trick-or-treating is available. It devalues the entire enterprise by making a huge caloric haul available with minimal effort. I'm not saying kids have to "earn"

Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

Of course there's a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone raises their hands] Fallout: -Feelin' HOT, HOT, HOT: That would be the butts of Dallas DC Eberflus and Cincy's Al Golden. The Cowboys have given up 250 points

Last But Not Least

Not a bad tilt to end the proceedings. Let's do it. To The Game! Packers/Steelers: -Huzzah! The pettiest of man child's (menchildren?) meets the team that ran him out of town, -Green Bay is favored by three? Huh. Love's play last week vs the Cards was a bit wonky in that he only threw

Good Things Come In Threes?

Not much to be done by Shield as far as offerings are concerned in this window given the number of teams on bye. We'll let this one pass. To The Games! Bucs/Saints: Tampa is only getting 3.5? Pshaw! For the sake of my fantasy squadoo I hope that Baker returns to form after

The Slate of Foregone Conclusions

Many of these tilts seem to be straightforward in their end results so I guess with my history it'll be "Upset Day". Sigh. I'm exceptionally lousy this year in all things footballing and there's so much of the season still to come. Ugh. To The Games! Fins/Falcons: Please interview Tua mid-game on the

Sexy Friday – 20251024

TGIF! Look at Fox over here spreading more fake news. They say a baseball game is happening tonight even though everyone knows the season ended last Monday. DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about a guy named Ty Warner. Ty worked a sales job for

It’s Thursday Night Football!

Jibbly poop! Was it ever hard putting together a fantasy lineup this week. With the Lions, Raiders, Rams, Cards, Seahawks and Jags off I was mauling the waiver wire like the unforward-looking guy that I am. Flotsam and Jetsam: -I had a great time listening to the Dan Le Batard Show today.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron