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Hoopsball Wolven Sort v. Kansas and Other Nighttime Matters
I can’t help it, although NC State has been “meh” to open the season, there’s still more talent than we’ve had in forevs. Plus,…
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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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Sexy Friday – 20251212
TGIF! Hope everyone else jumped on the new fad and got themselves a new boat this week. Word Count Filler Time Since it’s the…
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Hot Action In The (NFC) South!
It’s the fantasy playoffs! Does one dare start a Baker that hasn’t thrown for 200 yards in four straight games? Is this the night…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome… to Ladders!
Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are…
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The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread
Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen…
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East Meets West: Your Monday Night Special
This year just keeps getting better and better-as Hippo(?) noted we have the Chiefs finally getting their comeuppance, Belichick taking a weekly bath in humiliation…
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Houston Going To Play For Real Stakes?
They could very will nudge the Chiefs out of the playoffs with a win here. Are they capable? Let’s take an ill-informed look. To…
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Your Sunday Feast Commences…
The teams on bye are the Pats, Giants, Niners and Panthers. We only have 4 more weeks after this one and what with PARITY…
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6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino
Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at…
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