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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be in the Angry Dome
Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s…
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Ode to the Obscure: Tuesday Open Thread
So we buried my father last week, and that sucked. Yes, he was dead at the time. Smartasses. Needless to say, I’m a bit…
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Worlds Collide, And It Isn’t Pretty
This was a good game many a moon ago but each of these teams are on an express elevator. The Pats are headed up…
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The Last Dance But It’s Football On Sunday Night
The train is pulling into the metaphorical station. The last stop is Washington. Let’s take a look. To The Game! Broncos/Commies: -Unlucky Number?: I…
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More Of Same? You Got It!
I’ve been advised to tell you that there are more games in store. Let’s dig in. To The Games! Vikes/Seahawks: He processes at a…
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The Early Slate: Is There Any Meat On This Bone?
Or are we getting tough, chewy sinew? We’ve got four games under our belt featuring more than a few primo teams so let’s check…
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29 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
Time to put a bow around this thingamabob. Let’s dive right in. Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW) Don’t laugh, this in-season…
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Sexy Friday – 20251228
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering nicely from their food comas. I’m somehow still hungover, but drinking through it all. Word Count Filler Time Let’s…
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Afternoon Delight On A Friday? Don’t Mind If I do!
Where did you go, Starland Vocal Band? Hey, have you made a turkey club sandy yet? What are you waiting for? Let me know…
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The Swollen Belly Bowl
Am I referring to the commentariat or fans of both squadrons? Perhaps a small girl that likes to answer a question with a question…