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The Early Slate: Is There Any Meat On This Bone?
Or are we getting tough, chewy sinew? We’ve got four games under our belt featuring more than a few primo teams so let’s check…
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29 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
Time to put a bow around this thingamabob. Let’s dive right in. Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW) Don’t laugh, this in-season…
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Sexy Friday – 20251228
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering nicely from their food comas. I’m somehow still hungover, but drinking through it all. Word Count Filler Time Let’s…
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Afternoon Delight On A Friday? Don’t Mind If I do!
Where did you go, Starland Vocal Band? Hey, have you made a turkey club sandy yet? What are you waiting for? Let me know…
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The Swollen Belly Bowl
Am I referring to the commentariat or fans of both squadrons? Perhaps a small girl that likes to answer a question with a question…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances
I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays…
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Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread
‘Noches… The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware…
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Your Monday Night Action
A bit of a weird matchup to end the week but both teams are over .500 and that’s all I ask for these prime…
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It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement
Not a bad tilt to end the day. Maybe watch this so you can avoid thinking about Monday morning? To The Game! Bucs/Rams: -There’s…
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People Are Saying This Is The Greatest Slate Ever!
But it isn’t remotely true. The neutral observer might get a quality hate-watch but otherwise, Oof! To The Games! Browns/Raiders: Two (wins) plus two…