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Sexy Friday – 20251219
TGIF! CFB playoffs are on! Skip to the comments to let us know how much you still love Roll Tide! Word Count Filler Time…
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Slap-Dashing Thru The Snow And A Game Preview
I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I’m no different. I’ll not be able to give this…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Quatre
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16,…
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Casualties and Causality: Tuesday Open Thread
Injuries! Injuries aplenty! Those student loans for doctors don’t pay themselves, and the NFL Meatgrinder is doing its part to make sure surgeons’ hands…
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Coach Desperate For A Win Meets Same
I guess that’s just the way it goes at this juncture of the season. Pitt would like to distance themselves from Baltimore (who wouldn’t…
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Once More Unto The Breach!
Or is it “Britches”? The game is in Dallas after all. To The Game! Vikes/Dingleberries: -I call them the Dingleberries because they’re annoying and…
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Five Games on the Late Slate? Merciful Heavens!
I guess folks on the site haven’t been touching themselves lately and for that I thank you. Now go back to your regular routine.…
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So. Many. Interesting. Tilts. Also, Commies vs Giants.
In this window every game has a story to tell and I’m here to sit by the campfire and take it all in. And…
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Hoopsball Wolven Sort v. Kansas and Other Nighttime Matters
I can’t help it, although NC State has been “meh” to open the season, there’s still more talent than we’ve had in forevs. Plus,…
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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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