Staying up for the second tilt is not mandatory, by the way. We're reasonable people that might just have to half-ass it tomorrow morning at work. This one will be short and sweet because I'm under the weather. Fallout: -As with all things these days the story of Doug Martin's passing, once details
Open Threads
Last Call For Football
It certainly was a day, wasn't it? The highs, the lows, the dreary middles, the naps-this day had everything! To The Game! Falcons/Niners: -I like these made-up narratives like Battle of the Dual Threat Backs! Ok fine, they are the best players on the field and they trained together but they aren't in
Round Three: Something For Everyone
Here We Go Again
Back To London We Go!
18 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
The people demand MOAR, and here is what y'all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has to be ALL OVER this shitfest. It will trly be an offense against God and Man. Tennessee (+7.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC) Derby Nite! Intersectional/border state hatred often
Sexy Friday – 20251017
The Olds Have Come Out To Play!
Rodgers: [commanding voice] "Hand me The Elder Scrolls, minion!" Trainer: "Oh, you mean the playbook?" Rodgers: [whiny voice] "Shut up!" God, sports yakkers just love themselves their statistical anomalies, don't they? Sixty year+ writers getting all wet in their pants about forty year-olds is where we are. Flotsam and Jetsam: -Obvious News is Obvious: Brian
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football
Time Enough: Tuesday Open Thread
That's right, kids: another dip into the ever-pertinent world of Mechanical Watches! Why are we discussing watches during this, the most verdant and bountiful period of the Major Sporting Calendar? Because it's my goddamned column/blogpost/braindump You don't like it? Write your own! The Bills have lost two in a row and looked like shit









