Your Monday Night Doubleheader

Staying up for the second tilt is not mandatory, by the way. We're reasonable people that might just have to half-ass it tomorrow morning at work. This one will be short and sweet because I'm under the weather. Fallout: -As with all things these days the story of Doug Martin's passing, once details

Last Call For Football

It certainly was a day, wasn't it? The highs, the lows, the dreary middles, the naps-this day had everything! To The Game! Falcons/Niners: -I like these made-up narratives like Battle of the Dual Threat Backs! Ok fine, they are the best players on the field and they trained together but they aren't in

Round Three: Something For Everyone

If you like MOXIE! you have the Giants, if watching two up and coming teams is your thing we've got that as well. Is hate-watching your bag? Well Jerry's Boys are on. Also, the Packers and Cards are playing. To The Games! Giants/Broncos: Dart and Skatebo's recent success has papered over the same

Here We Go Again

Just look at that goofy grin! Only the Bills and Ravens have the bye but both teams need it badly. That leaves us with the oh-so-rare 6/4 split of games today. Not bad Shield, not bad at all. To The Games! Saints/Bears:  He's not been lighting the world on fire but Rattler's play

Back To London We Go!

Hey, look what pops up when you type 'sexy London' into the googlerator! Wakey, wakey football nerds. We only have two more to go after this one-one in Germany and another in Spain. Let's get at it. To The Game! Rams/Jags: -At 4-2 Jax is showing some sort of cromulence but not on

The Olds Have Come Out To Play!

Rodgers: [commanding voice] "Hand me The Elder Scrolls, minion!" Trainer: "Oh, you mean the playbook?" Rodgers: [whiny voice] "Shut up!" God, sports yakkers just love themselves their statistical anomalies, don't they? Sixty year+ writers getting all wet in their pants about forty year-olds is where we are. Flotsam and Jetsam: -Obvious News is Obvious: Brian

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely. I’d put the requisite 60 seconds on the clock, At/After Midnight style but like getting a two-hopper hit right to you in a baseball camp game