Fun with Polls! Bob’s Burgers edition

ballsofsteelandfury - January 2, 2019December 29, 2018

So, I've decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot On the heels of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum pageant poll, I've decided to mine the collective minds of the Commentist Party in search of the definitive answer to the vexing questions of our time. First up:

Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey

The Maestro - March 5, 2018March 1, 2018

After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the findings... we have our results from the [DFO] Commentist Survey once again, folks! Be sure to check out our top-of-the-line, A1-caliber interactive pie charts for further info

Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey

The Maestro - February 15, 2018February 13, 2018

It's about that time of year, folks... Once again, we'd like to get some input from you on what to do with this here website! Hopefully your input can lead to some good updates and changes for the positive at the [DFO] clubhouse - maybe some new wallpaper and carpeting

Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey

The Maestro - February 27, 2017March 1, 2018

Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you who took the time to participate. And thank you for not skewing the sets too badly this year. Much appreciated. As always, these are interactive pie charts - if

Have Your Say: The 2nd Annual DFO Commentist Survey

The Maestro - February 13, 2017February 13, 2018

We're back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey - once again, we're hoping to collect some info on all of you, our readers and Commentists, in the hopes of improving this place for all of us. Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, our Internet Dad, has been hard at work

CrymBeet?: At My Most Beautiful

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 17, 2016May 17, 2016

And so on. This week's CrimeBeat! is brought to you by the letters F and U, and the number tequila. It's a Satan's Asshole week at CrimeBeat! Home Office, between work, grandparental health issues and it being Day 15 of Dr. Mrs. Mayhem being in the goddamned Himalayas. Enjoy your week,

Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey

The Maestro - February 10, 2016February 10, 2016

Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it's a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there's reason yet to be positive: we're still alive! No but seriously, there's lots of good things coming up this year that we're hoping to write about on here.

Fan Free Agency

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - January 13, 2016January 12, 2016

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As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man without a country, NFL fandom-wise. Not all of you know, but I'm a born-and-bred St. Louisian, so today's news hits me HARD. I've now had two