2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 23, 2025September 22, 202555

We missed the first couple weeks of the season but, hey, we aren't being outlasted by Rudy Giuliani. Which is more than can be said for SOME people who were recognized at a capacity event at the Arizona Cardinals Stadium this weekend. For any of you who are new to the

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 23, 2025September 22, 202533

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:But surely beer and

Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 22, 2025235

Let's do this. Fallout: -Nick Bosa and Najee Harris are done for the year and Ceedee Lamb looks like he's out of commission for two fortnights. -Don't mess with the Cleveland D. Cincy got all of 46 rushing yards against them, Baltimore 43 and yesterday the Pack got 81. -The 0-3 teams in the

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2025 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - September 22, 2025September 21, 202565

Man, some days, weekends, TIMELINES are just a giant pile of liquid shit. Why not join the party, Week 3? Soundtrack of the earlies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8 But who would finish the JORB? Well, the P*ts, committing FIVE turnovers in a very dumb loss to Yinzburgh, 21-14. I shall say no MOAR. RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!?? Yep. They

Winless in Prime-A Story of Two Very Different Teams

scotchnaut - September 21, 2025September 21, 2025236

It wasn't supposed to be like this but here we are. The Chiefs were supposed to be at least 1-1 and the Giants? Well, as bad as they've been, they do draw eyeballs. So there's that. Let's take a quick look. To The Game! Chiefs/Giants: -I'm calling it-because of the dearth of talent at

Away We Go! It’s Round Two.

scotchnaut - September 21, 2025September 21, 2025174

Four games but only the one banger but there's a half-decent hate watch available as well. Let's do it. To The Games! Broncos/Bolts: Denver loves to send pressure but has had mixed results doing so-6 sacks vs Ward but only one against Dimes. Herbert has fared mighty well when five or more guys

Games Ahoy! Your NFL Football Opening Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 21, 2025331

Let's go. Where? To The Games! Pack/Browns: Cleveland isn't much to look at on O but the rush D is a beast-only allowing 92 yards on the ground so far. Look for rook rb Judkins to get a full work load this week in the hopes of keeping the team out of 3rd

20 Sept 2025 – JV NFL Evening Machinations

King Hippo - September 20, 2025September 18, 202596

I hope everyone enjoyed the early proceedings. And/or your midday nap. Here's what remains of the day: West By God Virginia (+13.5) at Kansas (6:00, FS1) Comebackery in the Backyard Brawl means WCS' Fuckers du Cousins have a pulse for this matchup. Still dunno what KS has got this season. South Cakalaky (+10.5) at Mizzou (7:00,

New Derby Fuel – Kashyap Patel is a Redsh*te

King Hippo - September 20, 2025September 18, 2025149

I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO - the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that might have finally broken me beyond reason. Kashyap Patel is apparently a Redshite supporter. NOW, do you believe me about this...monstrosity masquerading as a football club being

Sexy Friday – 20250919

Mr. Ayo - September 19, 2025September 18, 202564

TGIF! We are now in full swing of footy, JV football, and actual football! Let's get to it! Word Count Filler Time How about some famous quotes about war. War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it wil be over. -- W. Sherman I prefer fifty