2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 26, 2025September 25, 2025

Has LemonJello eaten Spam's heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC South Elite? THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES. Far as humour goes -- all fine by me. I got no comment on the TNF game last night because I

2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 23, 2025September 22, 2025

We missed the first couple weeks of the season but, hey, we aren't being outlasted by Rudy Giuliani. Which is more than can be said for SOME people who were recognized at a capacity event at the Arizona Cardinals Stadium this weekend. For any of you who are new to the

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

WCS - September 8, 2024September 8, 2024

Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2020October 22, 2020

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes. Tune in Friday to find out the Fresh New Taektm on Quotables! Submissions are below.

2020 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 16, 2020October 16, 2020

Welcome back to another edition of Quotables where, unlike the NFL, we keep to a schedule. I'm not offering too much for you all on the text front today but that's no biggie. I'm gonna go ahead and drop in your Week 5 Quotables results below (submissions are here) and

2020 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 13, 2020October 13, 2020

Hi all! I’m waiting for my Southwest flight to finish boarding and forgot I owed you all Quotables today. I think my finger may have hit a formatting button? Yeah, I do the gifs Monday and the text Tuesday’s before posting. That’s how I create my art! Alright — so

2020 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be

2020 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

I had face cancer surgery yesterday so you're not going to get my shot of prideful wittiness today. Just your Week 4 Quotables submissions and the reminder that, just because I seem to be making through this minor case with full-on health insurance and competent medical experts, you can't worry

2020 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 2, 2020October 2, 2020

What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness -- if you aren't going to stand for the National Anthem or shake hands after the game, let's just do BattleBots. Plus they're all a bunch of thugs except