You know, I don't think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the ass! HARD! On to the winners: Because no one appreciates inside jokes born out of a wild Vegas weekend more than I do. Honorable mention goes to SonofSpam: That’s how I celebrated
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October 17, 2016 - INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as it could have. We may even have you back on the field after the Patriots game! Ben: Please address me as Herr Benjamin Todd Röthlisberger, mein lieber doktor. Dr. Jim:
88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
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Rio de Janeiro is one of the most beautiful cities I have ever been lucky enough to visit. Check that. The locale is the most beautiful place in the world in which to place a city. As my plane was landing oh so many years ago, all I could think
2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year's second golf major, our national championship, the US Open. It's second of the four annual biggest events on the golf calendar, and has an earned reputation as being the "toughest test in golf." That is most
Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there's no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose - 8:00; party at Covalent's! breakfast at Sunrisesunrise's! - and hoops resumes on Sunday. And, honestly, I'm kinda bankrupt on ideas today - intellectually, as well as
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I'm Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview. I didn't really want to because I don't really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to... /shudders Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I've been
