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And now, down to the field…
I felt inspired by yesterday’s post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to…
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Jingle Balls – A BOS Offtopic discussion – My favorite LA Christmas movies
Most people will have a certain movie or set of movies that mean Christmas to them. “It’s a Wonderful Life” is one example. You…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #1
Have you ever wondered what would happen if soccer had the wettest ball-slappiest intersport sex with Australian Rules footy? No, Rex, that’s not what…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise’s lead remains at…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…
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A Brief Liturgical Interlude
[Scene: Interior of a Temple in Bristol, Connecticut. Eight large men are gathered in the first two rows, speaking reverently in hushed tones.] Nate…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories Chapter One
Goodell said, ‘Mr. Balls, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘ PART 1…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Howdy y’all! I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us…