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Quotables Week 13 – Results
You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the…
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Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit
October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…
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88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…
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Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, Bruce Arians got his “bullshit response” from the League. Bobby Wagner’s leaps were legal because the contact was considered “incidental”. According…
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2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year’s second golf major, our national championship, the…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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Westminster Dog Show Open Thread – Day 1
Yes, it’s not Presidents’ Day. A great holiday when a lazy ass Balls can wake up at the crack of 10 AM, throw some…
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…
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How I Know If You’re Stupid
If there is a conversation about almost any topic, and you make a statement that starts with “My thing is…”, then you have done…