OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 31, 2025August 30, 2025

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When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. "Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up with his grand special effects and so-called spiritual antidotes". "What the hell is the exalted Peckerhead doing here anyway?" [The skies open and the holy voice of God speaks] "Fear not,

THE END OF NOThING

Team Previews

DJ TAJ - August 21, 2024August 21, 2024

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As I write this I'm looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and uninspired disenchantment ends right bloody now. SEEK THE WITCHES AS FORETOLD. Most of the teams in (looking right at you no quarterback Raiders) the N.F.L. are up there in the

Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

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As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!

DJ TAJ - November 9, 2022

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You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well then sit right down, because Grandpa Stupid has a whopper of a story to tell you. Soccer, it turns out, began in a faraway land, across the

Chapter 2

DJ TAJ - November 2, 2022

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Now where were we? Oh yes K Stew and I were just about to… According to locals the temperature of the water can reach up to 118 degrees in the summer. Some go as far to say that the heavy salt

The Gods of Football

DJ TAJ - September 23, 2021September 25, 2021

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You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot blood. So I wake to a glorious morning and pack my bags. You see I’m off to Reedley California. 202 miles of searing road that leads to

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ! I am going to predict your future.

DJ TAJ - May 2, 2021April 30, 2021

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Ah sleep, is there anything better? Don't have to hear your partner nag you or your boss say something stupid, again. Warm cozy snoozing and the dreams are amazing, what did "The Stranglers" say? "Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches" Suddenly your eyes fly open searing pain slams

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: You can’t beatus this meatus

yeah right - May 10, 2020May 9, 2020

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Damn I think I'm going crazy, six weeks locked in the Covid cave, and why 19? How come it's not twelve or six? Covid-6 sounds like a scary old Bela Lugosi movie, way more terrifying than silly old 19. Drinking starts daily around 1:00 in the afternoon, insanity and confusion follow

“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.

yeah right - April 13, 2020April 13, 2020

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Banner image via I'm just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream of the dead kid chasing me again. I needed a hug from Mom and a glass of water, nothing else would suffice. I stumbled forth from my room and

A Confidence is Lost

yeah right - January 26, 2020January 25, 2020

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banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a

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