Dammit, Donald!

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Covalent Blonde - July 19, 2015July 19, 2015

From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out swinging with quotables. Here is a short list of other things I would bet we may get to hear come out of Donald Trump’s mouth over

Slutty Saturday

Martin - July 18, 2015

Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1) Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (2) Mädchen Amick, Dream Lover. Rosabell Laurenti Sellers, Game of Thrones. (The Sand Snake that shows off her tits) Natalie Dormer, The Counselor. Natalie Dormer, GoT audition clip. Leslie Bibb, Salem

Forging Steel – Influences Part 1

ballsofsteelandfury - July 18, 2015

This is the first in a series of occasional posts that will highlight the influences of my life. Today's episode: YES! It's I truly hope all of you youngsters have been able to, at some point in your lives, watch a sketch or an episode of The Benny Hill Show. It

Familiarity Breeds Contempt, Because We’re Idiots: A Beer Review

makeitsnowondem - July 17, 2015

Remember the first beer you ever had? Great. No, shut up, I don't care, we're moving on. Remember the first time you ever realized beer could be awesome, and not just a liquid designed to get alcohol into your bloodstream inefficiently enough that you could drink for a few hours before

And A Sexy Friday To You, Sirs and Madames

Martin - July 17, 2015July 17, 2015

Let's get down to why we're all here: hardcore sexiness! And don't forget to visit the gfycat video clip buffet.

Outlier Songs

King Hippo - July 16, 2015July 16, 2015

I was randomly browsing music on YouTube (aka "Spotify for teh olds") and this crossed my mind. Songs that your really, REALLY like by bands that you otherwise are meh about (or worse). For me, very easy. "At Home" (this version only) by Crystal Fighters: Many times have

Meanwhile, in San Diego…

Old School Zero - July 16, 2015July 16, 2015

City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I think we have our last citizen. If you could please step up to the mic, mister... BOLTMAN! [pounds chest, a brief snippet of the 'San Diego Super

A Child’s Garden Of Woo From Los Angeles Craigslist

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WhyEaglesWhy - July 15, 2015July 15, 2015

Gentle Kommenters, Below you will find a curated selection of excerpts from the Los Angeles Craigslist Personals. All are real lines from real ads...except one. At the risk of horning in on the Occasional Puzzle goodness, try to guess which one I made up: 1. I won't fuck your friends 2. no BBw

Dear [Door Flies Open] Forum: Should I Tell My Wife?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 15, 2015July 15, 2015

I woke up and she was rolling around on the bedroom floor. I should back up a little. My wife and I have been having a bit of an argument lately. Our cat will stay out late (ignoring my plaintive cries for her to come back in), and I'll want to

The All Star Game on FOX

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 14, 2015

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With the All Star Game tonight in Cincy, and me still high from the fantastic home run derby last night, it's time for the All Star Game presented by Ferminger's Viophonographs and Big Lester's BBQ Freakhouse. For those of us looking for a place to discuss whether Joe Buck is a

It’s Time For the Emmys!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 14, 2015July 14, 2015

The Emmys have no excuses to snub this man. He is a TREASURE. I have no words.

President Obama Commutes Drug Sentences, NFL Suspensions

Fake Press Conferences

pickettschargeksk - July 14, 2015

President Barack Obama on Monday granted clemency to 46 people serving long prison terms for non-violent drug offenses and did not, in a sweeping expansion of executive power, commute the sentences of the fourteen professional football players suspended for violation of the league's substance abuse policy in calendar year 2015. "As a lawyer