How to Relate to Your Fans

blaxabbath - September 22, 2015

It's not standard policy around [DFO] to just post other's media creations to our page and then try to pass it off as original #content. However, it would have been a desolate post to write, "Did you see that photo on the Raiders Instagram? Boy, talk about a shirt that speaks to every

Your Monday! Monday! Monday! Night Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 21, 2015

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Tonight is the 45th anniversary of the first ever Monday Nighter! We're gonna be treated to so many wonderful memories-mamember the time that Cosell called Alvin Garrett "a little monkey" and then denied it? How about the time that the self-absorbed Joe Theismann decided that everyone should see his tibia?

French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!

Not Pictured: The Mouse Toy He Brings on International Travel

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Old School Zero - September 21, 2015September 21, 2015

/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c'est tout. I av ad eet with this, how do you say, bullsheet. As ov right now, I am on strike. /drinks a small and bitter cafe noisette, ashes his

Your 2015 Dallas Cowboys Predictions, Revised to Reflect Recent Developments.

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Horatio Cornblower - September 21, 2015

They're fucked.

MMQB Mad Libs : What’s Weird this Week?

Doktor Zymm - September 21, 2015September 21, 2015

PK Mad Libs! Number: Adjective: Noun: Verb: Adjective: Adverb: Adjective: Verb (Past Tense): Adjective: Noun (Plural): Noun: Noun: City: Adjective: Verb: Verb: Noun (Plural): Body Part: Verb ending in ing: Adjective: Person involved in football: Noun: Adjective: Noun (Plural): Verb: Noun: Try it function myFunction() { var x = document.getElementById("frm1"); var y = [ " things we never saw coming1. The NFC East is going

Get Out Alive: Elevator Jam

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blaxabbath - September 21, 2015September 21, 2015

Look, I'm two grand-plus deep into my dog having recent health issues including an enormous lump on his back that came out of nowhere for which I am awaiting biopsy results. Worse yet, spending two days at the vet last week (after their first shot at 'take this antibiotic' put

Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2015September 20, 2015

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Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you're happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don't it? Let's take a look-see... Sea @ GB: The 'Hawks screwed the

Your Late Afternoon Game Thread (No Pants Allowed)

scotchnaut - September 20, 2015September 20, 2015

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Mia @ Jax: Oh, to be in Florida watching a football game. Eh, my couch is just as nice. Miami gutted out a win last week while the Jags QB Bortled his way to just over 50% passing, 2 intercepts and 5 sackeroos. Jax is worried about a man named

Your Week 2 Early Slate of Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2015

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Ten mother-lovin' games? Better get to work... Car @ Hou: The Hoyer Era lasted a wee bit shorter than the length of one football game. Congrats coaching staff, no matter who you play at QB going forward you'll have to answer a boatload of questions about the guy you didn't start.

Sunday Morning Appetizers

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - September 20, 2015September 20, 2015

Good Morning everyone. Week Two of the NFL season is here. First up, is Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week where Carl gives his prediction regarding his beloved Giants against the Falcons. He also expresses solidarity with JPP. Carl's Pick, Giants-Falcons Carl is 0-1 this season after the Bills

DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - September 19, 2015September 19, 2015

The highlight of the sporting day undoubtedly came from the Rugby World Cup where Japan, who had only won one World Cup match EVER, managed to shock perennial powerhouse South Africa in group play. As one of the commentists mentioned in King Hippo's JV Football Thread, they are restocking underwear