Aaron Rodgers Receives a Call

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 25, 2015November 24, 2015

AARON RODGERS: [phone rings] Oh, hey David. DEREK CARR: Goddamnit, Aaron, that's not funny anymore. AARON RODGERS: [chuckles] How's it going, kiddo? DEREK CARR: Eh, I've seen happier days. You guys looked really great against the Vikings. Shoulder feeling better? RODGERS: Much better, thanks. I wish I could say the same thing about the

Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week

blaxabbath - November 25, 2015November 24, 2015

So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances brought positive press to the team early in the season but, by the time they took their Week 11 bye, the 2-8 Factory had all but punched

Your Tuesday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 24, 2015

LSU/NC St., Cincy, Vandy, Oklahoma, Maryland, Kentucky, U*NC, Golden State, Dallas/Ottawa, Kansas. Manziel demoted to third string (guess who's winning the power struggle in Cleveland-it ain't Farmer). Jimmy Pickle to the Ravens... There's a lot going on tonight fellas and ladies, so dig in and enjoy yourself.* *abridged version

2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report

WCS - November 24, 2015November 24, 2015

STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage unit during an outbreak of EbolaAIDS. /DeAngelo Williams' ankle explodes The Stillers have started four kickers since the preseason, three quarterbacks, lost All-Pro center and Aaron Hernandez Fan Club president

Roger Goodell Visits BIRDMURDERDOME

blaxabbath - November 24, 2015

If you were most of America on Sunday afternoon, you were subject to Packers at Vikings on Fox. While it was one of the few Week 11 games that provided results that were important to the final division/conference standings, unless you were a fan of college football stadiums, the Joe Buck/Troy Aikman broadcast

Your Monday Night AFC East Disemboweling Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 23, 2015

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Let's not regard this game tonight as the end of week whateveritis but see it for what it could be. This, this my friends is the beginning of a long, glorious week of sport-making that could cause the most loyal and understanding of significant others to say, "You're watching sports AGAIN?".

Suit Up Son

DFOing Good

Duchess - November 23, 2015November 23, 2015

Ol' Jerry and the Cowboys have cut cornerback Corey White and Running Back Christine Michael. However, it wasn't for on the field performance but off the field antics. They were cut for violating team rules. This typically means someone was late for a few meetings, or missed a team plane, or

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11

Reflections

King Hippo - November 23, 2015November 22, 2015

Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers! Not to be out-NFC Easted, the Sanchize led the Iggles to an early 7-0 lead over the Bucs, only to be narrowly edged 45-10 down the

Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 22, 2015November 22, 2015

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Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you're looking at two of the best QB's in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams

Your Late Afternoon Football-Related Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 22, 2015November 22, 2015

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KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they've got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I've seen more

Your Early Afternoon Slate Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 22, 2015

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Oak @ Det: The Raiders have given up more than 400 yards rushing their last two games. They have a chance to get things under control against a Lions run game whose best individual performance this year is 56 yards. (6 QB's have done better than that so far) The

Sunday Morning Appetizers

DFOing Good

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - November 22, 2015November 22, 2015

Hahahahahahahah fuck Ohio State hahahahahahahahahaha. There's only a week or two of regular college football left (nuts), enjoy it will you can. Sorry about not posting the broadcast maps earlier in the week. Here they here: Week 11 Broadcast Maps Carl picks Donks-Bears, Carl's pick, Week 11 Apropos of the NFL writ large,Carl is an