Month: November 2015

Week 10, Broadcast Maps

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Week 10 is here. 506 maps are up: Week 10 Broadcast Maps Byes are Falcons, Colts, Chargers, and 9ers. Primetime games are as follows: TNF: Bills @ Jets SNF: Cards @ Seahawks MNF: Texans @ Bengals The Thursday and Sunday matchups are decent. Though I'm half expecting Jets-Bills to be the unwanted sequel to those awful Jets-Ravens games

I am Keenan Allen’s Lacerated Kidney

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YOU WAKE UP at MetLife Stadium. Every kickoff and kneeldown, when the ball was booted off a tee or snapped by the center, I prayed for an injury. That moment cures my insomnia with narcolepsy when we might die helpless and packed human tobacco on the sideline. This is how I met

Tuesday Open Thread: Luck, Conscientious Objectors, and Panamanian Punk

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Andrew Luck is out at least two weeks for a lacerated kidney (via all the Internet). Matt Hasselbeck Fantasy Owners now dominate the straw man population of sports scolds everywhere. Because the non-Colts AFC South fan contingent might as well not exist. Well, Texans fans cheered when Matt Schaub got injured

24 Men On The Frozen Tundra: A CFL Playoff Preview

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We're halfway through the NFL regular season, which means that things are just now starting to heat up for impending playoff races. For those teams on the bubble, these nine weeks are going to be gut-check time. There's a lot of intrigue left to be had... who knows if someone's

Tao Te Cutler – Ch. 3

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People mistake the soft-spoken cat as a man who does not care about the world in which he lives in. While some see this as a mark of an arrogant passionless man, others know who he is. A wise man who should be studied. Jay Cutler does not care, because Jay

Dirty Birds at the Bye

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What are the first thoughts that come to your head when you hear about a team that started 5-0 then went 1-3 in the month leading up to their bye week? Maybe that they had significant injuries occur, perhaps at the quarterback position, that have paralyzed the team's offense. Maybe that

Your Monday Night Inter-Conference Battle Between Two 2 Win Teams Open Thread

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It's not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, "Because it's 2015". Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, "HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I'M

Sunday Naughty Boy Update

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As the picture notes, Discipline Daddy is back in town! Aqib Talib has been suspended for the upcoming home game against the Kansas City Chefs. Chris Harris and Bradley Roby will have to handle Captain Checkdown without their reliable third wheel (as the expedited, futile appeal is Wednesday). Although