Before I begin, thoughts and prayers go out to those killed in Orlando, their loved ones, and the wounded. As for the shooter, I hope you died in absolute agony, you donkey-fucking shitstain. No, onto our regularly scheduled post . . . It’s summer. Yay. In Baltimore that means humidity turning the

Sunday action features the Euro, Copa America, baseball, and Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final. On the European front, Turkey plays Croatia, it's a funtime Ottoman Empire family reunion. Northern Ireland plays Poland, Germany plays Ukraine, I'm guessing it will go about as well for the Ukrainians as Operation Barbarossa did for

Midseason Doldrums Baseball, the Euro, and Copa America are the prime courses today. The Swiss beat the Albanians already, something something hidden Nazi war gold. The Welsh play Slovakia. Hgsdbnwwwlllyyynnnjklppppudmmmmssswwwwqqqqzzzzzzllllkjhttyyyyyppphxccccrrrrbbbbbnlllllqqqqqqqqrrrrrrrr. That's Welsh for "a" as in the article of speech. England plays the Ruskies. Oh look Putin replaced the team with Spetsnaz operatives. US