Author: ballsofsteelandfury

Your Why Are You Not Out Watching Deadpool 2? Open Thread

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So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex.  There are a lot of things to unwrap: I paid $20 USD for a fucking movie ticket at fucking 4:00 PM!  Granted, it was a Dolby cinema with fully

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Russia

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If you think i'm going to fill this preview with pictures of hot Russian girls that may or may not have peed on various heads of state, including our own President, you know me quite well. There will be some fútbol,  of course,  but let's face it,  not even the Russian

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 8

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We are back and I would be remiss not to thank my good buddy tWBS for filling in for me last weekend!  It's been, what, three weeks since I've done this?  I used to fill these with pictures of hot Australian girls, didn't I? If not, I do apologize.  Now, where

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Egypt

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Before we begin, obligatory: Lazy, yes, but do you really think I'm going to pass up a chance to show you Susanna Hoffs in a skimpy outfit? Fuck and no.  Damn, she can still get it. Speaking of, can the Egyptian National Team get it in the World Cup?  "It" being, of course,

Your Wednesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread

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Roma - Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing.  In the previous round against Barcelona,  Roma lost the first game away 1-4 and everyone had written them off. Then,  the return leg in Rome happened and they got the 3-0 result they needed.  The away goal scored

Tuesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread

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Real Madrid - Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week's road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged in the butthole of the Champions League Final. HOWEVAH, Bayern will have something to say about that. Last year,  these two teams met and Real also won 1-2

Your Saturday Morning Draft Continues Open Thread

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To Lemonjello's relief,  we are not talking fútbol this morning.  Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night's selections and today's choices.  That last sentence could apply to food,  drinks,  sexual partners,  or draft picks. YOU MAKE THE CALL! In the meantime,  I want you bring this important and hilarious

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part Deux

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I know everyone is all hyped to see how their favourite team's front office fucks up the team's future tonight, so I'll be brief.  As it is, there are only two games to report on: ANZAC Day Eve Game - Melbourne Demons v Richmond Tigers The Tigers easily handled the Demons after

Don’t say the pitcher has lost his fastball if you can’t hit the curve

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What the?!? Hang with me. There's a logic to this. First off,  let's make it clear that this post is about this: Later this evening,  season 9 of one of our favourite shows will begin. Some of us,  including me, are super excited about this. Others,  some of which I know are among us, 

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part One

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This week, We're going to do something different.  Since the are still two more games to go,  we are going to split the coverage into two.  Part Two will run midweek after the ANZAC Day games are played. Welcome To Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 (so far) The Round started with a