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Baking with Litre II

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litre_cola - July 8, 2017July 8, 2017
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This is round 2 for baking posts on a Saturday morning with what to make when you are about to get stoned, or are stoned, or want to get stoned. Or just like some damn good dessert! Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is

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Baking with Litre I

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litre_cola - June 17, 2017
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Hi there commentists, there was some discussion for an article on how I cook my edibles so to start your Saturday morning here is baking with Litre. Note - I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you

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Champions League Final, el finale, el final.

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litre_cola - June 3, 2017
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So it has come to this, we have the Old Lady v Blancos for the YUGE trophy, no, the YUGEST trophy in glorious Cardiff Wales! Seriously have you seen the size of this thing? Compared to the World Cup trophy it is a wee bit excessive. Perhaps UEFA has a

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Semi Finale, Semifinal, Demi-finale

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litre_cola - April 30, 2017
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< I just edited this after the bar. No baby yet. Bday tomorrow and very pregnant wife said lets go to the bar (not for her drinks), blah blah blah you don't want to hear it> Welcome back (the futbolistas) from an entertaining if not incredibly frustrating quarterfinal round. The side

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Quarterfinals, cuartos de final, quarts de finale, Viertel Finale, quarti di finale

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litre_cola - April 8, 2017April 8, 2017
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Well, lets get this outta the way. DIDJA SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH PSG AND BARCA???? It was glorious. After going down 4- 0 in the first leg in Paris it seemed a near impossible task that they could beat a formidable PSG by enough to go through. Or was it?

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Commentists as role models?

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litre_cola - March 25, 2017
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Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down about losing my freedom and becoming a dad but that picked me right up. It was only 5 or 6 stories of what they or their

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Part Two, Deux, Dos, Zwei, Dois of the totally biased Champions League preview

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litre_cola - February 18, 2017February 18, 2017
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Well that was sure something last week. The Catalans got thumped in Paris like the Kardashian broad and there is no coming back from that. Benfica held at home which will make for an interesting 2nd leg in Deutschland. The Gunners got smoked at the Allianz Arena and I can’t

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Part Un/Uno/Ein/One/Um of the totally biased Champions League Preview!

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litre_cola - February 11, 2017February 17, 2017
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Hi there internet friends! Hope the withdrawal from the gridiron is going well, I think you should just drink through it folks. I am here to give you a 100% biased run down of the first 8 teams in the 16 remaining in the Champions League. We have gotten rid

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I feel your pain.

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litre_cola - January 23, 2017January 22, 2017
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To our Charger, Raider, and Rams (I guess) commentists. I feel for you, I really do. I felt your pain 21 years ago. I am originally from the small city Winnipeg, Mb. In the summers it is fucking ace but it the winter it is the coldest, most bleak place ever since a

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