Author: Old School Zero

EXCLUSIVE: CORONAVIRUS CANCELS CHARGERS 2020 SEASON!!!!!!!

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My fellow Winstonians, I come before you bearing the scoop of the offseason! In our present moment, where the sport-o-sphere is gripped in the fever of a virus of such power unseen since Jim Rome tried to eradicate his Clones, it behooves us to take nothing for granted, even the omnipresent

Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable

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OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during the Dolphins game and our secondary get burned by Ryan Tannehill... well, my optimism for the rest of the season is, shall we say, waning. My

A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview

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(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit again. Brandon Flowers: Yeah, tell me about it. Hell, I don’t even think Rivers has healed up from last season yet! Philip Rivers: [Limps in on crutches, most of

This Week In Fuck You Money

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So the Powerball jackpot was something like $500 million for last night's drawing, and while I didn't buy any tickets because I need that money for my krokodil, it did get me thinking a little about the absurd amount of money that would come from winning. After taxes, one would

Merry Christmas from the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs

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As we gather around our families to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans in Bethlehem, we, the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs, would like to you remind about the importance of safety in football. Today you will be undoubtable be watching some great NFL games while you circle the maypole,