Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we covered the right side of the round of 32, so it's only fair that next we get the left side. Then after that, two weeks to go—the round of 16, then the quarters, semis, and championship. And then we wait for
Author: Senor Weaselo
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Teams on the Run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P_VfLun96o It's the tale of teams trying or successfully moving. Or staying put. Or something. First, we have the A's, and fuck Fisher, sell the team, or at the very least, figure out what the fuck "binding" means. Although I thought the Tropicana *puts 30 seconds on the clock* -Was in St.
BattleBots Beat: …We’re Calling it May Madness Now?
I wish that were a joke, but no, that was from the Facebook page (Update: Or from Chris Rose's Twitter). First of all, it was filmed in October, so… I guess that should preclude the May-ness. Second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVxLXn4_34c Yes, I'm aware that this is probably a worse look. Anyways, let's fucking do this.
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Congressional Mad Libs!
BattleBots Beat: Bracket VII Awaits
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile, in the City…
Welp, what do we got for today? Apart from disproportionate Knicks hype, as of course, is tradition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHSa0IHfQaE This gives a slight sigh of relief after an absolutely awful showing from the Rangers apart from their goalie. As, of course, is also tradition. No Quit in New York? Yeah, it's not good when
BattleBots Beat: Several Obligatory Titans Clashing Jokes…
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, the title I could have gone multiple ways with, so I decided on… none of them! So enjoy Skorpios vs. a car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbDkYRnGlLk As you'd expect, Skorpios wins. Anyway, to the fights! Starchild vs. HUGEStarchild: 0-3 (L, JD 3-0 vs. Overhaul; L, JD 3-0 vs. Mammoth; L,